What If Earth Fell Into A Black Hole?

· From whether a dinosaur park could be possible to what would happen if the Earth fell into
a Black Hole.
We answer several of your most burning questions about life.
· Hey there, my name is Melissa and I’ll be reading out the questions and answers
· I'm Danger Dolan and I’m here to blow your mind with TRUTH.
10 – Geust24 Is it possible for humans to do push ups for
24 hours?
- Course not.
- Oh?
You don’t think it’s possible?
- Muscles aren’t built for that type of strain!
No one can do push ups for that long- er...
- * - What is this?
- Proving - you - wrong - *breath of air* - Keep track of time for me, ok?
- * - YOU KNOW WHAT!?
I’ve studied your method; I can do that too!
- * - Y’know…
I don’t feel like it... today…
The record for most push ups completed in 24 hours is held by Charles Servizio of the
United States, he was able to achieve 46,001 push ups in 21 hours and 21 minutes.
It is possible for someone to do push ups for over 24 hours but it would be quite a
challenge a require a lot of preparation.
9 –Iyzeekiil Would Jurassic Park actually be possible?
- * - You know, I’ve actually been looking into
Planet Dolan’s expenses and it seems a large sum of money has been going towards a “Dinosaur
Park”.
Care to explain that, Dolan?
- Listen.
This could be big!
I have the money, I have the cages and I’ve paid for the advertisements.
I just need the dinosaurs!
- * - Oh.
Okay.
How’s progress there?
- …Slow.
At present, it would not be possible to clone a dinosaur from their remains.
This is because Dinosaur DNA has degraded so much since their extinction 66 million
years ago.
Some scientists remain hopeful and have continued to research the DNA similarities between dinosaurs
and their modern day descendants, birds!
8 – Jon Kuc If you were to eat the same food everyday
for the rest of your life what would happen to your body?
- You know what they say “you are what you eat”.
That means if you eat nothing but carrots for years, you’re going to look a little
orange.
- Is that why you look like a marshmallow, Dolan?
- No, Melissa.
I only eat birds.
I love how crunchy they are but I hate picking the feathers out of my mouth.
How do you do it?
- * - … You… monster.
If you have a balanced diet and ate the same meals everyday for the rest of your life it
may actually be good for your health, although the lack of variety might get boring.
On the other hand, eating the same unhealthy food everyday will be disastrous for your
health.
7 – Chandler Is there a mental condition, or disease, that
makes you not experience love?
- Yeah it’s called: being Nixxiom.
- HEY!
N-Nixxiom loves plenty of things.
- Oh yeah, my mistake!
He loves himself.
The other day I caught him making out with his own reflection.
- Oh - come on - I’m sure it wasn’t like that.
- Melissa, he used tongue.
- *Need sounds of Nixxiom kissing his own reflection.*
Alexithymia is a personality trait present in roughly 10% of people.
People with Alexithymia experience an inability to identify, express and understand feelings.
Alexithymia has been associated with a range of psychological disorders such as autism,
depression and schizophrenia.
6 – Mercy4Life What would happen to humans if the Earth was
100% covered in water?
- Ok, here’s a cool bit of knowledge.
You know how humans can live for about 80 years or so?
Well in this new damp world those years do drop down in average a LITTLE bit, down to
abooooouuut two or maaaaaybe three minutes.
Coincidentally!
New Planet Dolan rafting gear on sale now!
Pick it up at our store, right next to our new dinosaur park!
- *
If Earth was suddenly covered entirely with water, humans and many other animals would
die out.
The world would become a single massive saltwater ocean.
Even if humans somehow managed to survive the sudden rise in sea levels, they would
die from a lack of fresh drinking water and food.
5 –TobytheDocProf What would happen if the world was inside
out?
- Hey!
Remember how we were just talking about the water world?
Well THIS world would be slightly humid.
Magma ground, magma trees, magma water – oh, what will you do!?
OH.
DID YOU HEAR?
Planet Dolan portable air conditioning on sale now!
- You have your own line of portable air conditioning?
- Yeah, it’s really effective.
Check this out!
- * - Why does your breath smell like birds?
- * - No reason.
If the world was inside out, all life would end!
The Earth’s molten core would now be on the surface of the planet, which would cause
the Earth’s magnetic field to vanish and our atmosphere to be stripped away.
The surface would eventually cool and become a rocky wasteland, but there would be little
chance of life returning.
4 – Beaver Man If all bodies of water dried up, what color
would the sky be?
- Maybe a nice shade of brown.
We’ve had a blue sky for so long now, I think it’s time for a change!
- But Dolan, what about Gooby?
With all bodies of water gone she wouldn’t be able to survive.
- WHAT’S THIS ABOUT GOOBY!? IS SHE IN TROUBLE?!
- * - *
- WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER YOU – WEIRD – CORPSE – MAN ELF!?
- What?
- * - DID YOU EAT GOOBY GRGAK?!
DID YOU?!
ANSWER ME!!!
- * - Ha!
What a fool Dolan is.
The dead don’t talk, my friend.
You’ll get no answers from me!
If all bodies of water dried up the sky would remain blue.
Water appears blue because it’s a reflection of the sky, not the reverse.
Light from the Sun consist of many different colours and blue is the colour with the shortest
wavelength.
This means it’s scattered the most by particles in the Earth’s atmosphere.
3 – What would happen if Earth fell into a black hole?
- Everything you know would cease to be.
I know it’s not fair but do you know what is?...
The prices for tickets to Planet Dolan’s Dinosaur Park!
Order now!
Our trained operators are standing by to receive your call!
- * - How long do I have to sit here?
- * - Uh-huh - Ok - Yeah sure, one second!
Hey Dolan, how many dinosaurs do we have?
- * - Err - COUNTLESS!
The gravitational pull of a black hole is so strong that not even light can escape it.
If you were to get too close to a Black hole you would be pulled towards it and stretched
out like a piece of spaghetti.
If the Earth fell into a black hole it’s very likely that we would be torn apart.
2 – Whangam What happened to the Black Death?
- Weren’t they a band that went on some big tour across Europe?
- Dolan, no!
It wiped out a third of the Earth’s population!
- Geez, they must have been terrible!
- They’re not a band!
It was a plague!
- Wow, you’re really not a fan of them are you?
The Black Death was a pandemic that ravaged Europe and Asia, killing an estimated 200
million people.
There are several factors that led to its decline.
Those afflicted were quarantined, people travelled less to avoid infection and personal hygiene
became far more important.
1 – Joseph Morical What causes diarrhea?
- Nope.
No.
Not going to answer this one.
I’m - I’m done dude.
I’m out of here.
- Dolan, nooooo.
Come back!
Where are you going?
- * - *
- Heeeey, buddy.
Are you - doing ok?
- Melissa… well, actually, I’m in a little bit of pain.
- Pain?
You’re hurt!?
- No, like… emotional pain?
Y’know, as creatively fulfilling as it is answering questions about feces, I’m erring
on the side of it being… - …erm… crap?
- We’ve answered over 700 questions on the show and out of all of them, I’d categorize
this one as being, hmm, yes, CRAP.
- Hey, come on.
A fan took time out of his day to ask us a question - sure, it’s a little bit… odd
– but look at it this way.
Maybe he asked it because he had a really hard day?
What if he just got let go from work, or his daughter is really sick and the doctors can’t
find a cure, and it’s making him really sad because there’s nothing he can do but
he’s hoping your kooky answer will cheer her up just a little bit, give them both a
laugh?
What if your answer to that “crap” question means absolutely everything to him right now?
- …Yeah, alright.
I can’t believe you’re giving me a pep talk about diarrhea.
And that it’s WORKING… well, thanks.
- I’m here for you, Dolan.
- Yeah… likewise.
- * Diarrhea can be caused by viral or bacterial
infection and food poisoning.
You might even pick it up while travelling to a developing nation if you are exposed
to bacteria or parasites there.
It’s important to stay hydrated if you have diarrhea as your body needs to replace the
fluids it’s losing.
- Ok Dolan, you’re up!
- Alright, here’s what I think of diarrhea..
- * - It’s a load of shi-
- *
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