Alabama Election Results, Trump's Approval Rating

-Let's get to the news.
Well, Roy Moore may have lost last night's election,
but we'll never forget all the people he touched.
[ Laughter ]
Republican Roy Moore did not concede
last night's special Senate election in Alabama,
telling his supporters, "God is always in control."
Unless Moore's on his horse,
in which case no one's in control.
[ Laughter ]
That's right.
Last night, the people of Alabama
made the apparently very difficult decision
of choosing a democrat
over a guy who was banned from a mall.
Look, I know we're all tired of mall jokes,
so let me just say one thing very seriously.
Sure, Roy Moore was the hot topic for a while,
but America's not a banana republic,
and the voters made that Claire's.
The voters said, "Ugg," and they were able to Chanel their energy
and send that fossil off on some new journeys.
I guess...
[ Cheers and applause ]
I guess they said, "Enough of this game. Stop."
And while we'll have to keep swatch,
it seems like democracy is back in the pink,
and that's the most important thing, to me.
According to a new Monmouth University poll,
only 32% of people approve
of the job President Trump is doing.
Oh, wait. Oh, I'm sorry. I read that wrong.
Only 32 people approve of the job...
President Trump is doing.
[ Cheers and applause ]
According to a new report, the Arctic continued to warm
in 2017 to the point that it is now largely
ice-free during the summer months.
So if you want year-round ice,
you'll just have to visit the White House.
[ Cheers and applause ]
A man in Montana was caught on surveillance footage last week
stealing a 300-pound ATM from a hotel.
The man was charged with theft
and, even worse, a $4 transaction fee.
[ Laughter ]
An immigrant in Pennsylvania is launching
a new Mexican restaurant called Illegal Tacos,
which is actually a lot less suspicious
than a restaurant called Legal Tacos.
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