♪♪ "Tonight Show: Cooler Heads" ♪♪
♪♪ "Tonight Show" ♪♪
-All right, Higgins, tell us how the game works.
-Well, it's very simple.
You'll each be taking turns
answering multiple choice football trivia questions.
Once your answer's locked in,
two coolers will be carried out and dumped over your heads.
[ Laughter ]
If you answer correctly, your cooler will be empty
and your opponent will be doused with a mystery substance.
[ Laughter ]
-Why are you looking at me for?
-He answers correctly, you get dumped on.
Any questions?
-Yeah, I was just wondering -- -Great.
First question is for Jimmy. [ Laughter ]
-All right, here we go. -Ready?
-This is football trivia. -Football trivia.
In 1892 -- -Oh, come on.
[ Light laughter ] Give me a real one.
-Who became the first -- -For real?
-Yes, for real. -1892?
-1892. -I don't know anything
that happened in 1892. Columbus?
-That's his year, man. He's totally 1892.
Who became the first professional football player
when he was paid $500 to play in a game?
Was it, A, Harry Tickler. -What?
-B, Harry Testes. [ Laughter ]
-Come on. Come on. -Or, C, "Pudge" Heffelfinger.
A, B, or C.
-It's not Harry Testes, obviously.
[ Light laughter ] -Could be. Could be.
You never know.
Why would something that crazy be in there?
-It was a popular name back in the day.
[ Light laughter ] -1892.
-Harry Tickler. A. Final answer.
-You're going to say Harry Tickler?
You're locked in? -Who is Harry Tickler?
-Okay, let's get those coolers out here.
It's locked in. [ Drumroll ]
Let's see if he was right.
Three, two, one, dump!
[ Buzzer ] [ Cheers and applause ]
-Oh! You were wrong.
[ Cheers and applause ]
You were wrong.
-Should have gone with Testes.
-Yeah, you should have went with Testes.
The answer was C, "Pudge" Heffelfinger.
-Was there ice in there? -It was icy cold eggnog.
-Oh, my gosh! [ Laughter and applause ]
-Can we see that in slow motion?
[ Laughter ]
-Oh, my gosh. Freezing. -That was a lot.
[ Whistle blows ]
-Score is 7-0.
Next question is for James. Hey, James.
-Hi. [ Laughter ]
-What the hell just happened?
-I can feel how cold that is from here.
-The hell just happened?
[ Laughter ]
Oh, gosh. -It's freezing.
-You gotta sit in it. -Ice cold. This is a nightmare.
-He's sitting in it. -Ice cold.
Okay. James.
-What is this here for? [ Laughter ]
-That's to wash off your hands. -Useless!
-What the hell am I going to do with this stupid thing?
It's already to be soaking wet with eggnog.
All right, let's go. Next question.
-Ready? -This is ridiculous.
-You want us to hurry up because you're kind of cold.
-Yeah, I hate this game. [ Laughter ]
Yeah, thank you. Yeah, in 1892.
-This is a different one.
What inspired Kansas City Chiefs owner Lamar Hunt --
[ Cheers and applause ] God bless you --
to coin the term "Super Bowl" in 1966?
Was it, A, bowl-shaped stadiums?
B, his son's Super Ball toy?
Or, C, his favorite Superman comic?
What was it? That's a tough one.
-That's a good one. -That's a brain buster.
That's a noodle burner. [ Laughter ]
What are you going to say, James?
1966. -It's seeping into my underwear.
-I mean, I know... -Lamar Hunt.
-...DC is, you know,
really popular thing right now, "Justice League" and all that.
But I'm going to say the Super Bowl --
like his son's toy, the Super Ball toy.
-You're going to say B, the Super Ball toy?
-B, B, B. -Answer's locked in.
Answer's locked in. The Super Ball toy.
Get the coolers out here. -Get ready, dude.
It ain't no Super Ball toy.
-Let see if it's right! Three, two, one, dump!
[ Ding! ] [ Cheers and applause ]
Yes! You are correct.
[ Cheers and applause ] You are correct, James!
That was tinsel.
You look like Cher.
Can we see that in slow motion?
-Why? [ Laughter ]
Super Ball toy? -Yeah.
-How the heck would you know that?
-Lamar Hunt. -Okay.
This is ridiculous. -Everyone loves Lamar Hunt.
-Super Ball toy. Okay. Give me a real question.
-All right. Ready? It's a barn burner.
-Give me something I know. -14-0.
[ Light laughter ] James is in the lead.
This next question is for you. -I know who's in the lead.
-Next question. -Really? Is he winning?
-Yes, he's winning. It's 14 -- you have 14.
-I didn't know who was winning. -You have zero.
-I smell like eggnog. -14-0.
[ Whistle blows ] Ready?
[ Laughter ] Which of these artists --
-If Harry Testes is an answer -- [ Laughter and applause ]
-Which of these artists have never --
that is, never performed at a Super Bowl Halftime Show?
Is it, A, New Kids on the Block?
B, Taylor Swift?
Or, C, The Rolling Stones?
Now what are you going to say?
New Kids -- -Did New Kids do it?
New Kids or Taylor Swift.
I saw The Rolling Stones. -Right.
-[ Groans ] Oh, I don't think Swifty did it.
I say B, Taylor Swift has never performed.
-Answer's locked in. -Yes.
-It's locked in. Let's get the coolers out here.
[ Drumroll ] -I hate you guys!
-Let's see if Taylor Swift is the correct answer.
Three, two, one, dump!
[ Ding! ] [ Cheers and applause ]
Oh, oh, my gosh.
James got battered with popcorn. -What?
-Multi-flavor popcorn. Can we see that in slow motion?
-No, why? That's all you got?
[ Laughter ] -Oh, my gosh.
Caramel corn, cheese corn, and butter corn.
-How does he get popcorn? -That's nuts.
[ Light laughter ] -This is the most rigged thing
I've ever done in my entire life.
-Score is James 14, Jimmy 7. -All right.
-I cannot believe. [ Whistle blows twice ]
-You know what that double whistle means.
-No. -It's time for
the final question. -All right.
-There's a twist. -Yeah, what's that?
-This is a question worth a touchdown,
plus a two-point conversion, so that's eight points.
So Jimmy, technically --
technically, you could still win.
-Let's do it.
-And this is your question, James.
-I feel good. I feel like a winner.
-If you get this right, you win. -Okay.
-If you get it wrong... -All right, we got it.
-...glitter man's the winner. -Yeah, glitter man.
Glitter man. Coming this summer.
[ Laughter ] -Stuck on there with egg nog.
-All right, James. -Yes.
-What is the only team in history
to win three NFL championships in a row?
-I have no idea.
-Was it, A, the Green Bay Packers?
B, the Dallas Cowboys?
Or, C, the Pittsburgh Steelers?
-Oh. -Oh, this is for James.
-Yeah, for James? -Oh, great.
-This is it.
Green Bay Packers.
-You're going to say the Green Bay Packers?
Answer's locked in. Let's get the coolers out here.
This is for the whole thing.
-Better not be popcorn this time.
-Let's see who the winner is. Three, two, one, dump!
[ Ding! ] [ Audience "ohs" ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
That means -- that was Buffalo wing sauce.
Which means James is the winner! [ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Whistle blows ]
-Fist bump! -You can't even shake my --
This is the dumbest game I've ever played on this show.
The champion, James Franco, everybody!
[ Cheers and applause ] Stick around.
We'll be right back with Niall Horan, everybody.
What is going on, dude?
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