How to get Views on YouTube!

P: Man it's been like three days and we only got 5 views.
W: Yeah we worked like two weeks on that one too.
P: Plus, there's four of us if we all watched it technically there's only one of you.
S: Uh, actually I watched it twice so..
W: What we're gonna do?
W: Gave up my job, so we could take this seriously.
S: Yeah, we all did.
P: Hey guys.
P: Check this out real quick.
R: Why hello there.
R: Are you having a hard time getting people to view your videos?
R: Are you in a tight spot right now because you gave up your job to pursue YouTube as a career?
W: Woah, that's spot on huh?
R: Are you four guys spinning red on a beat up apartment sitting on a long brown college..
R: ..surrounded by garbage and a red finger vase..
R: ..that's held together by blue painters tape?
W: The hell?
R: Or one of the four of you has a secret embarrassing addition to eating his own boogers?
D: I bet it is Sean.
R: Well if that's the case, you've come to the right place.
R: Welcome to "How to Get Views on Youtube".
Everyone: YEAH!!
P: Dude, our new apology video got twice the views of our third and fourth video combined!
S: Hell yeah, that's wassup!
W: Look at this money!
P: We are set for life!
D: Wait hold on, guys guys guys.
D: I just found out how we can make even more money.
W: What?
P: How?
D: There's ads on Facebook now!
D: We could take all the same videos that we've been uploading on here and upload them on Facebook and make twice as much money!
W: No way!
Everyone: Yeah!!
R: Ooh, that sucks.
P: Wait what's sucks?
R: Well you guys just said the F word twice so that's two strikes in your account.
W: What?
S: Two strikes?
R: One more and you guys are pretty much- P: We didn't say the F word.
D: Yeah, we were just talking about how there's ads on Facebook now- R: And there's strike number three.
Everyone: Woah woah wait!
Everyone: Nononononono-
D: Man, this sucks!
P: Who are you?!
D: All you gotta do is give Ryan a link for him to start dancing.
P: The thing is Ryan's dance moves are like way more cringy on purpose.
Everyone: *laughs*
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How to get Views on YouTube!

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