How to Pick A Fight | Curb Your Enthusiasm

♪ ("CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM" THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Hey, Larry, can I talk to you a second?
Excuse me, Murray. I'm sorry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Be careful what you say
around this guy, huh?
He's a Murray-tracker!
There's your outfit tracker.
-Right there. -What's this I hear about you
asking Cody Goodcher for his money back?
Yeah, I asked Cody Goodcher for my money back, yeah.
But not all of it, just the money he owed me.
Cody Goodcher is one of the best company managers in the...
fucking country! We almost lost him to Spring Awakening
and we have him!
I don't give a shit if Cody Goodcher goes
to Spring Awakening,
I'm nice enough to give him twelve-hundred dollars,
and he steals 450 of it.
You're nice enough to do the gesture, finish the gesture.
I did finish the gesture,
then I was expecting a gesture from him.
No! "Here's a gesture, where's my gesture back, motherfucker?"
That's your version of a gesture?!
You got something off your chest, are you happy?!
-Yeah. -I got something on my chest,
-okay? -Go for it.
-Valentina Miranda... -Yeah.
-...and her husband Ernst.... -Uh-huh.
...who I was generous enough to let stay in my house...
Yeah, and I said, "thank you."
-They're swingers. -Yeah, I know.
You know they're swingers, you don't tell me?
I told you they were an interesting couple.
Interesting is not swinging!
LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA: By the way, I was there when you met them.
You said, "Make yourself at home!
Stay as long as you want." So, they entertain--
Entertain? That's playing Mahjong.
This was like a Roman orgy, like-- like Caligula!
You know what you do in someone else's house?
-What? -You tiptoe.
You say "please," you say "thank you."
You clean up. "May I use your refrigerator?"
Guests tiptoe!
-Jesus. -That's what you do.
Oh no, I wanna have fun at the fucking Larry David house.
-Tiptoe and play Mahjong! -(LARRY DAVID STAMMERING)
That's your idea of fucking fun.
You should've seen, they trashed the whole house!
And you know what else? They broke my curtain remote!
What the fuck's a curtain remote?
LARRY DAVID: A curtain remote,
it opens and closes, opens and closes the curtains.
Who needs a curtain remote?
You fucking do this! That's how you open a curtain.
You've obviously never used a curtain remote at all.
Who would need one?! It's a curtain!
It's a good thing, it's a fun thing!
And if you ever did it, you wouldn't even think about it!
Well, I'm never coming to your house,
'cause I don't wanna tiptoe around
and maybe get refrigerator privileges!
You gesture-rescinding motherfucker!
-That's right. -(CROWD GASPING)
-MAN: Wow. -(CHUCKLING)
At least I don't have cousins who are sex degenerates!
(CROWD GASPS)
What'd you say about me?
You Mirandas, you don't give proper thank yous,
you don't give proper sorrys,
and you're a bunch of sex perverts!
(CROWD GASPS)
You besmirched the honor of my family
and I demand satisfaction.
Satisfaction...
you shall have.
BTS: Lin-Manuel Miranda's Curb Dreams | Curb Your Enthusiasm | Season 9 Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Duel (Larry David vs. Lin-Manuel Miranda) 10 Times Larry David Was Right on Curb Your Enthusiasm Curb Your Enthusiasm: It's a Duel! Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Stand-in Curb Your Enthusiasm - Funkhouser's profound apology (Larry wants to improve sign language) Curb Your Enthusiasm: Ernst Curb Your Enthusiasm: The End? Curb Your Enthusiasm: House Guests Curb Your Enthusiasm - Larry has to fly coach

How to Pick A Fight | Curb Your Enthusiasm | Season 9

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