THE BOURNE MOVIES, THE DEPARTED, GOOD WILL HUNTING, AND NOW
DOWNSIZINGK PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE, THE ONLY, MR. MATT DAMON!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: THANK YOU .
>> THANK YOU, WOW.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> THANK YOU, GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO.
>> Stephen: GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO.
(APPLAUSE) >> YOU KNOW, THAT IS LIKE WAY
MORE, LIKE LETTERMAN WAS NEVER LIKE, THIS THIS IS REALLY-- .
>> Stephen: REALLY.
>> NO, THIS CROWD IS RAUCOUS.
>> Stephen.
>> I WISH THEY HAD GONE AND SEEN SUBURBICON.
>> Stephen: THEY CAN STILL RENTABLE T IS STREAMABLE AM IT
IS PHYSICALLY CAPABLE TO BE STREAMED.
>> IT IS STILL THERE TO BE STREAMED.
>> Stephen: I LOVE THAT HANDSHAKE WE DID JUST THERE
COMING OUT HERE KUS YOU NEVER KNOW HOW TO GREET THE PERSON,
ARE WE GOING TO HUG, A MAN BURN WHAT IS IT GOING TO BE, THAT WAS
CLOSE, ONE FIRM HANDSHAKE, ALL RIGHT.
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE YOU AND HAVE I SEEN EACH OTHER.
>> YEP.
>> Stephen: WE'RE TALKING BACK THERE, ONLY OTHER TIME HAVE I
INTERVIEWS YOU WAS IN 2013, DO YOU REMEMBER THIS, I SAVER YOU
SAVED PIE LIFE.
>> I DO, I DO, I WAS IMPRESSED YOU CONTINUED ON WITH THE
INTERVIEW.
>> Stephen: I WAS TRAPPED UNDER A COCA COLA MACHINE.
AND I WAS IN A LOT OF PAIN.
I WAS BLEEDING OUT.
>> WERE YOU.
>> Stephen: BUT IT WAS THE ONLY DAY YOU COULD COME BY SO WE
DID IT ANYWAY.
>> YOU DID IT ANYWAY, YOU WERE SUCH A PRO.
>> Stephen: I'M THE PRO?
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: YOU WERE AMAZING, YOU JUST SAT THERE ON THE COCA
COLA MACHINE.
>> I DID.
INCREDIBLE STORY.
I GOT TIRED SO I SAT DOWN.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
>> ON THE MACHINE.
>> Stephen: YEAH, AND SO WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
YOU KNOW, YOU, YOU ARE, YOU ARE AN ACTION MOVIE STAR.
>> I THOUGHT WERE YOU GOING TO SAY, YOU ARE, YOU ARE AN
AS-- BLEAP [BLEEP], THAT IS WHAT IT SOUND-- YES, ACTION MOVIES.
>> Stephen: GOD I WISH COULD YOU SAY TO TO YOUR GUESTS.
>> BEFORE WE GET STARTED I'M SO GLAD YOU ARE HERE, ARE YOU A
COMPLETE PIECE OF [BLEEP].
>> AND YOU, AND YOU SIR ARE A TOTAL DEUTSCHE BAG, THANK
YOU-- DOUCHEBAG, VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> Stephen: THAT SAY GOOD FEELING.
JUST CLEARING THE AIR IS SO NICE.
>> WE KNOW WHERE WE STAND NOW.
>> Stephen: YEAH, EXACTLY.
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE THERE, I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU T IS
FANTASTIC.
>> IT SUCKS FOR EVERYBODY.
>> Stephen: BUT DO I WANT TO TALK TO YOU, BECAUSE I LOVE YOUR
MOVIES, YOU GOT SO MANY GREAT ONES.
THE SAVING PRIVATE RYAN, ROUNDERS, MR. RIPLY, OCEANS ALL
THE OCEANS MOVIES.
THE DEPARTED, GOOD SHEP HER, ININVIC TIFF, TRUE GRIT, THE
MARTIAL, DID YOU.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: DID YOU BRING ANY OF THE POOP POTATOES BY.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WANTED THEM.
>> Stephen: OH YEAH.
>> I CAN MAKE SOME MORE FOR YOU.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, WE'LL WAIT.
BUT OF COURSE ALSO LIKE A MASSIVE ACTION STAR WITH THE
BOURNE MOVIES.
YOU'VE GOT FOUR GIRLS.
WHICH OF ALL OF THESE MOVIES DO THEY GO I LIKE THAT MOVIE, DAD.
CUZ THERE ARE LIKE 11 AND YOUNGER.
>> THEY HAVEN'T EVEN ANY OF THEM.
>> Stephen: REALLY.
>> NO.
>> Stephen: NONE OF THEM NOT EVEN GOOD WILL HUNTING.
>> NO, GOD NO.
>> Stephen: WHY?
>> WELL, GOOD WILL HUNTING.
>> Stephen: IT'S TEAR JERKER.
>> I'M ENORMOUSLY PROUD OF IT BUT I REMEMBER WHEN PEOPLE AT
MIR AMAX CAME US TO AND SAID CAN YOU MAKE IT PG13, THERE IS NO
VIOLENCE OR SEX TO SPEAK OF BUT IT IS JUST, I SAID WHAT IS
MAKING IT RATED R.
THEY SAID THE LANGUAGE.
I SAID OKAY, WELL SO WE COULD BLOOP A COUPLE LINES YEAH BUT
ARE YOU ONLY A YOU LAD I THINK AT THE TIME ARE YOU ALLOWED TO
SAY THE F WORD THREE TIMES. AND I SAID OKAY, WELL, HOW MANY ARE
WE OFF BY.
THEY SAID YOU GO OVER BY 145.
SO-- (LAUGHTER)
AND I THINK BEING FROM BOSTON I DON'T THINK WE REALIZE HOW MUCH
WE SWOR.
AND I DON'T SWEAR THAT MUCH ANY MORE.
AND SO SHALL DID DRN.
>> Stephen: YOU SAY THAT INSTEAD OF AWE.
>> IT WAS LITERALLY A PLACE HOLDER LIKE YOU WOULD GOO
[BLEEP] OH I KNOW WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU, YOU KNOW.
JUST-- SO WE WROTE IT THE WAY WE-- WHEN BEN AND I WROTE IT WE
WOULD DO THE LINES TOGETHER.
AND OKAY, THEN WE WOULD TRANSCRIBE T YOU [BLEEP], PIECE
OF [BLEEP] AND YOU KNOW, SO NO, I HAVEN'T SHOWN THE KIDS THAT
ONE.
>> Stephen: SOMEONE IS TAKING A DEFIBRILLATOR RIGHT NOW TO THE
STANDARDS AND PRACTICES PERSON AT CBS.
>> WELL, I'M GIVING THE BEEPER GUY SOME WORK.
>> Stephen: WELL, WE'RE LIVER TRK DOESN'T MATTER.
>> SORRY, SORRY.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) SORRY, SORRY.
>> Stephen: SO DO THEY EVEN KNOW, THAT IS FASCINATING.
I THOUGHT MAYBE SOME THEY WOULD LIKE AND SOME THEY WOULDN'T
LIKE.
IS THERE-- THERE IS NO, NONE OF IT?
AREN'T YOU IN LIKE HAPPY FEET 2.
>> I AM.
THEY HAVE SEEN HAPPY FEET 2.
>> Stephen: YOU ARE THE CRIMINAL.
>> BRAD PIT AND RI THE TWO KRI WILL, L.
>> Stephen: YOU WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING FUNNY, JON STEWART AND
I WERE OFFERED THOSE ROLES.
AND WE SAID WE WERE TOO BUSY WE CAN'T DO THAT THEY SAID FINE.
AND THEN IT WAS YOU AND BRAD PIT.
I AM JUST SAYING YOU AND BRAD PICKED UP THE SCRIPTS WE THROUGH
OUT THE WINDOW IS ALL I'M SAYING.
>> I REALLY WANTED TO WORK WITH GEORGE MILLER, YOU KNOW, HE TOLD
ME HE COULDN'T THINK OF ANYBODY ELSE FOR THAT PART, AND I JUST
FEEL LIKE GEORGE MILLER LIED TO ME.
>> Stephen: HE SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU.
>> HE SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME.
>> Stephen: WHOSE WAKE WERE YOU SKIING IN.
>> WHICH ONE WAS PIT?
WERE YOU THE LEAD CRIMINAL.
>> Stephen: WHO WAS THE HE WAS THE KRILL WITH THE ABS.
>> SO THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN YOU OR JON.
>> Stephen: I THINK JON IS VEGAN SOW HAS THE ABS.
>> OKAY.
WOW.
>> Stephen: I'M SORRY.
>> SO THE KIDS HAVE SEEN THAT, YES.
THEY HAVE SEEN THAT AND I DID AN ANIMATED MOVIE CALLED SPIRIT
ABOUT A HORSE ABOUT 20 YEARS AGO.
THESE ARE CHILDREN WHO HAVE NOW GROWN UP, YOU KNOW, 20 YEARS
LATER, BUT SO MY KIDS HAVE SEEN THAT AS WELL.
>> Stephen: WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL.
AND ARE THEY IMPRESSED WITH YOU OR SNIG LIKE THAT.
>> NOT A A ALL.
>> Stephen: DO THEY HAVE AN AWARENESS OF ANY OF THE REST IT.
>> THEY ARE STARTING TO.
I HAVE A 19 YEAR OLD WHO OBVIOUSLY HAS SEEN A LOT OF
STUFF.
BUT SHE IS OBVIOUSLY OLD ENOUGH SHE CAN DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS.
>> Stephen: SURE, YOU LET HER OUT.
>> YES.
WAY TOO OLD FOR ROY MOORE, YEAH, 19.
(APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: IT'S TRUE.
>> THANK GOD, SHE'S OUT OF THE WOODS, I GOT TO WORRY ABOUT THE
NEXT THREE.
>> Stephen: HE CALLS THAT A MATURE HONEY.
>> THAT'S RIGHT, NO, NO, THAT IS A COUGAR.
>> Stephen: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE MATT DAMON, STICK
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