Melania Trump Is Dreaming Of A Dark Christmas

YOU KNOW, FOLKS, PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS BEEN VERY TOUGH ON
IMMIGRANTS BUT IT HASN'T ALL BEEN DEPORTATIONS.
HE'S ALONGSIDE DETAINING SOME FOREIGNERS AGAINST THEIR WILL.
FOR INSTANCE, MILANIA.
NOW, I'M NOT SURE THAT THE FIRST LADY IS HAPPY IN WASHINGTON, DC.
JUST LOOK AT THIS RECENT TWEET FROM HER COMMUNICATIONS
DIRECTOR.
THE HOLIDAYS ARE UPON US, RIGHT NOW, FLOTUS IS SEEING TO EVERY
LAST DETAIL AT THE WHITE HOUSE.
THAT'S GREAT, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE PHOTO OF THE FESTIVE
HOLIDAY DECORATIONS, SHE TWEETED ALONG WITH IT.
GA A A: WHICH HOLIDAY IS THAT FOR?
ST. GAR LON'S FEAST OF HUMAN?
COME CHILDREN YOUR CHRISTMAS GUESTS ARE LEAR, THOSE PALE
YOUNG GIRLS WE ALL THOUGHT DIED OF THE PLAGUE THEY'RE WAITING
FOR THEIR KISS IN THE HALL OF ETERNAL SHADOW.
BENEATH THE MISSING MISSILE TOE.
SHE SHARED A VIDEO OF THAT SAME HALLWAY LOOKING A LOT MORE
CHEERFUL WITH THE LIGHTS ON AS WELL AS A BEAUTIFUL LOOK AT THE
WHITE HOUSE'S OFFICIAL CHRISTMAS TREE BUT THAT'S NOT ALL THE
FIRST LADY HAS TO DEAL WITH.
SHE'S ONCE AGAIN GETTING FLACK FROM TRUMP'S FIRST WIFE, IVANA
TRUMP.
SHE WAS OUT PROMOTING HER NEW MEMOIR
>> I HAVE THE DIRECT NUMBER TO THE WHITE HOUSE BUT I NOT REALLY
WANT TO CALL HIM THERE BECAUSE MILANIA IS THERE I DON'T WANT TO
CAUSE ANY JEALOUS I'M BASICALLY FIRST TRUMP WIFE, I'M FIRST
LADY.
>> YOUCH.
MILANIA DIDN'T LIKE THAT TOO MUCH.
CLAPPING RIGHT BACK IN STATEMENT.
THERE'S CLEARLY NO SUBSTANCE TO THE STATEMENT FROM AN EX-X, THIS
IS ATTENTION SEEKING AND SELF-SERVING NOISE.
TO BE FAIR, ATTENTION SEEKING AND SELF-SERVING NOISE IS THE
MOTTO IN THE TRUMP FAMILY.
AND SOUNDS BETTER IN LATIN.
AND JUST THIS WEEKEND, I IVANA WAS AT IT AGAIN.
SHE SAID THIS ON A TALK SHOW IN IRELAND.
>> I MENTIONED THIS WHEN WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOU EARLIER ON YOU
WERE THE FIRST LADY.
>> WELL, I SAID I'M FIRST TRUMP LADY.
>> DO YOU THINK SHE'S DOING A GOOD JOB AS FIRST LADY MILANIA
>> I THINK SHE'S TRYING HER BEST.
>> MEOW.
WITH ALL THIS GOING ON I FEEL BAD FOR THE FIRST LADY I WANTED
TO GIVE HER EQUAL TIME TO RESPOND.
PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE LATE SHOW, FIRST LADY MILANIA TRUMP.
MADAM FIRST LADY THANK YOU.
>> HELLO STEVEN, THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME
>> I WANT YOU TO FEEL LIKE THE LATE SHOW IS YOUR HOME
>> CAN I MOVE IN HERE >> IT'S JUST A SAYING, MADAM
FIRST LADY YOU'VE BEEN IN THE NEWS A LOT.
LET'S WITH IVANA TRUMP >> THAT'S WHAT MY HUSBAND DID
BUT THEN HE MOVED ON.
>> SETTLE DOWN THERE.
WERE YOU HURT BY IVANA'S COMMENTS
>> THEY DID NOT AFFECT ME, STEPHEN.
I WANT MRS. TRUMP KNOW I HAVE TREMENDOUS ADMIRATION OF RESPECT
FOR I IVANKA >> HER NAME IS IVANA.
>> I KNOW.
BUT THE REAL ISSUE HERE IS BULLYING.
NO ONE SHOULD BE SUBJECTED TO CRUEL AND BASE LESS INSULTS.
THAT'S WHY WHEN SHE GOES LOW, I GO BYE, BITCH.
>> MAKE A NICE BUMPER STICKER.
ACCORDING TO RECENT REPORTS, YOU DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO BE FIRST
LADY.
IS THERE ANY TRUTH TO THAT >> THIS IS A LIE, I'M HAPPY TO
BE FIRST LADY.
LOOK AT ME BEING HAPPY.
>> I'M -- YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL SMILE.
OFF BEAUTIFUL SMILE.
WELL, I'M SO GLAD TO HEAR, MADAM FIRST LADY BECAUSE SOUNDS LIKE
YOU'RE ONE WHO CONVINCED YOUR HUSBAND TO JUMP INTO THE RACE IN
THE FIRST PLACE.
SOUNDS LIKE YOU TOLD HIM QUOTE YOUR FRIENDS OF TIRED OF THIS
TRIP TEASE.
IS THAT TRUE >> YES, NO ONE CAN STAND HIS
STRIP TEASE.
I USUALLY STOP WATCHING AROUND THE TIME HE GETS HIS BELT BUCKLE
TANGLED IN HIS GIANT TIE >> YOU'RE REALLY HAPPY
>> YES.
IN FACT, I WAS RECENTLY TREATED WITH SPECIAL WHITE HOUSE BALLET
PERFORMANCE BY WONDERFUL BALLERINAS, THERE I AM ALONE ON
MY STAIRCASE OF HAPPINESS, ADMIRING THEIR FREEDOM OF
MOVEMENT.
FLY AWAY LITTLE BIRDS.
FLY AWAY.
>> THAT LOOKS LOVELY.
AND WE SAW HOW MUCH CARE YOU PUT INTO DECORATING THE WHITE HOUSE
FOR CHRISTMAS >> MORE PROOF OF MY HAPPINESS IS
HOW MUCH I LOVE TO DECORATE.
IT'S SO MERRY THE STRINGING OF THE LIGHTS, THE BAKING OF THE
COOKIES AND SANTA CLAUS, SUCH AN INSPIRATION TO ME.
>> HOW SO? >> WELL, IF YOU CAN COME DOWN A
CHIMNEY TO GO INTO A HOUSE, THEN YOU CAN GO UP A CHIMNEY TO GET
OUT OF A HOUSE.
I HAVE GOTTEN ALL THE FAMILY CHRISTMAS STOCKINGS AND TIED
THEM INTO A ROPE.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD-BYE.
>> MILANIA TRUMP, EVERYBODY. SEE LAURA BENANTI IN
STEVE MARTIN'S METEOR SHOWER ON BROADWAY RIGHT NOW.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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Melania Trump Is Dreaming Of A Dark Christmas

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