Randy Newman: Short People

-Randy Newman!
[ Cheers and applause ] -Thank you!
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♪ Short people got no reason ♪
♪ Short people got no reason ♪
♪ Short people got no reason ♪
♪ To live ♪
♪ They got little hands ♪
♪ And little eyes ♪
♪ And they walk around ♪
♪ Tellin' great big lies ♪
♪ They got little noses ♪
♪ And tiny little teeth ♪
♪ They wear platform shoes ♪
♪ On their nasty little feet ♪
♪ Well, I don't want no short people ♪
♪ Don't want no short people ♪
♪ Don't want no short people ♪
♪ 'Round here ♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪ Short people are just the same ♪
♪ As you and I ♪
♪ A fool such as I ♪
♪ All men are brothers ♪
♪ Until the day they die ♪
♪ It's a wonderful world ♪
♪ Short people got nobody ♪
♪ Short people got nobody ♪
♪ Short people got nobody ♪
♪ To love ♪
♪ They got little baby legs ♪
♪ And they stand so low ♪
♪ You got to pick 'em up ♪
♪ Just to say hello ♪
♪ They got little cars ♪
♪ That got beep, beep, beep ♪
♪ They got little voices ♪
♪ Goin' peep, peep, peep ♪
♪ They got grubby little fingers ♪
♪ And dirty little minds ♪
♪ They're gonna get you every time ♪
♪ Well, I don't want no short people ♪
♪ Don't want no short people ♪
♪ Don't want no short people ♪
♪ 'Round here ♪
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
-Whoa! -Thank you.
-Oh, my goodness! Randy Newman!
-Thank you.
-Can we get the man some water?
Can we get the man some water? Damn it
-With two hands. -Two hands!
[ Laughs ] Thank you very much, everybody.
Oh, my goodness. Please get it.
-Nice job.
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