I am not any farther
I had meant to start this when I got farther along, but that
Wasn't gonna happen so just bear with me as I get back to where I was
No stop bouncing
see I don't do that bounce. I do not do that bounce. That bounces a result of the camera moving and
recoiling, which is the
stupidest mechanic I've ever seen in any game because I can't account for the camera recoil.
It's like a- ugh.
*Sigh*
*Whispering* Fu- nevermind. Just, nevermind.
*quietly* no! nooo
No. Not like that. Not like that. Not like that. Not like that.
*Gasps*
*Quick exhale*
Please
Don't. Please. NO!
God, the fucking camera bounce- I fucking hate it so much!
NOOOOOOOOO MY GODDDDD!!!!
NO I JUST F***ING GOT BACK FROM THERE!
I JUST F***ING DID THAT
I'll be right back. Bennett Foddy: Hang in there.
Benentt Foddy: Don't let it get to you.
You shut the fuck up. You shut the fuck. You shut the fuck up
You shut the fuck up. I hope you die in a fire
Shut the fuck up.
Ugh. God stop going around that fucking way
*Gasps*
Stop going around
NNnnaaaahhhhhhh
No no no no NO! Ugh
ugh
ah.
ah.
ah.
All this Tom fuckery. All this Tom fuckery. All of this Tom fuckery. I hate it so much
Gah, I hate it so much
*quietly* No. no. no
Very gentle very gentle very gentle
Oh f***
My arm is starting to compensate for the rocking
but I've been rubbing my wrists so much on my mouse pad that it's starting to wear into my
the meat of my palm it is
This- this game is damaging me in so many ways I'm gonna have an aneurysm. I'm gonna have a heart attack
My wrists are gonna fall apart
No! oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Set down set down
Launch, Grab- no, no okay, just like that
Now I know most likely you're watching this on Youtube or Twitch know something now million views does it for you
Being fed chewed up food. That's culture -
Shut up
No no no
See that bounce that bounce that sudden launched upwards that's not my doing at all just the camera so I have to accommodate
Is a mosaic of pleasure and power
Grief is an interval between tools enjoy
Is the interlude between to walk?
Have no
the diligence this is what drives people that's hard in nowhere walls ah
And that's a choice. Not a curse. I hate this game so much. This is the worst game
I've ever played in my entire life
I've never hated a game more than this game, and it's fucking pretentious
Oh, it's hard therefore. It's rewarding. No it's hard because it's bullshit and you made it that way
So you fucking know it's bullshit. It's not any wonder of game development
No, you made it bullshit because you know how to make a game bullshit
You're not a fucking prophet because you made a hard game on patience and then attacking scraping then flapping and snagging
You are no saint. You are not better than me just because you made a bullshit game
You are not
You are not
Well sorrow is my own yard within you grass Plains
As friend often shut up shut up shut up with the cold front that shut up around me shut up
I know you know you're making it worse
I know you know you're making it worse with your
Bullshit quotes from people who are actually contributing to society when they were alive
Which is not you developer of this game you are doing nothing
Just the same as I am you and I are the same temporary
bullshit piece of human organism that we all know and hate
We all know
You piece of shit if you will not get on this goddamn Mountain
Why did you do that why did you do that no I
Almost fell again you fuck
No no why why why why when I'm right there, I know what to do why
Fuck the different rates of acceleration effect your goddamn swing oh
My god. I hate it so much
Every part of me. I know how to go up. I do haha I
Know how to control this piece of shit I do I know it I get it I get it
I completely and utterly get it I do I understand it it
Intimately the only thing I can't get is the fucking randomization with the camera
the speed at which
Shut the fuck up shut up bitch you alright Here I am again you remember this place. Yeah, I do
So let's just take this nice and
gently
No
No, no don't don't don't pull in oh
oh
God that one was my fault that one was my fault. That was my fault
I shouldn't have I shouldn't have tried to go for it what I've how
Are you are are you kidding are?
You kidding are you why?
Why why?
Why why that doesn't make any fucking sense as to?
Why the fuck you decided to be a piece of garbage?
No, god fucking damn it
I'm not even I'm not even like anguished anymore. I just expect
Bullshit to be dealt to me
Why?
No, why don't that would have sent me right back down you piece of shit?
You know that would have you know that would have game you are frickin messing with me. Oh?
Everybody's a winner in your eyes every because everybody loses at the same rate oh
Fuck you. Fuck you
Okay up here, that's great. This is great. This is great. I'm thinking positive thoughts. I'm thinking about positivity and love
Which I have an abundance of you know why cuz I'm fuckin out of my goddamn mind
That's why that's why because I'm out of my fucking mind
Oh
Why oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Okay, I'm here now. That's interesting
Yeah, yeah, okay
No just set down on it to sit down there what?
Okay
Nope no no no no no no no no no no why are you not wait?
wait wait wait no no no no oh
No, you tricked me you fucking piece of shit
You tricked me you tricked me into thinking that my hammer was stuck fuck you no no not to dog
Edwards of Chow the saddest abuse it might have been John
Fuck you tricked me you stuck my goddamn hammer, and you fucking tricked me
You fucking tricked me you piece of shit game you piece of shit you
fucking piece of shit
How could you fucking do that to me?
Hmm
We internationally
But on the off chance that you're playing this what I'm saying is trash is disposable, but maybe it doesn't have to be approachable
What's the feeling like are you stressed?
I guess you don't hate it if you've got this far feeling frustrated fog is underrated fuck you and your poetic
Bullshit no one cares. No one cares. No one cares about anything
Oh, this is supposed to be like a checkpoint. I know so don't fuck with me. Don't fuck with me
do not I will end you I will end everything there is to know about you an
Orange is sweet. Juicy fruit locked inside a bit appeal
That's not how I feel about a challenge. I only want the bitterness. It's coffee. It's grapefruit. It's licorice
Okay, so I just got to push this orange out of my way first get out. Thank you
So this is a challenge
Please audiences
Uncritically accepting their tastes it can only mean that you have no respect for them andrei tarkovsky oh
So bad don't just hurt you fucking asshole
I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry because you're such a piece of shit
That is not what I wanted to do and you fucking know it
You know you piece of shit game no
You hit me fucking emotionally compromised. This is what you wanted
This is what you fucking wanted
That's what you fucking want you piece. You saved you sadistic piece of shit
Fucking done fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck
You fuck you fuck you I'm done
I'm fucking done with your bullshit game. I'm done. This is bullshit. I cannot do it. I can't do it
Okay, I'm gonna do it. Okay. I'm gonna keep going, but I have to take like a week off from
This bullshit because I can't do it
I'm gonna tell the world about how bullshit this game is right now
If you remember this tweet from the past you know that this is the moment
This is the moment that I tweeted this right now
I hate getting over it with every fiber of my being no game has left me
with more hatred
In my heart I urge every single person alive
to stay as far away from it as humanly possible, and I now have a
full-blown full-blown migraine
at the rage I
Have felt for this this demon in the form of a game and there you have it
I hate you Biff Freeman blow bit fruity Sybil Bank
big fuck oh
You are the worst in the world. Thank you everybody so much for watching
If it makes you feel better
Pretend I love this game pretend. I'm having a good time
Pretend pretend that's all I can do and as always and we'll see you
In the next video
Bye Bye
no
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