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♪♪♪ >> EIGHT SECONDS FLAT.
EVEN BETTER THAN LAST WEEK. >>
>> WOW, I DIDN'T THINK I CAN GET ANY FASTER.
>> OH, I SEE YOU FINALLY MADE TO WORK, EVANS.
WHAT HAPPENED? DID YOU WALK HERE?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> REAL FUNNY, IAN.
>> HEY, ARE YOU OKAY? >> YEAH, I'M FINE.
>> GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE. >> GOOD MORNING.
>> AS YOU ALL KNOW IT IS A BIG WEEK FOR US SO I PRINTED OUT
SOME COPIES OF -- OH, NO, I LEFT THEM DOWN THE HALL.
♪♪♪ WOW.
OKAY. WELL, EVERYONE TAKE A GOOD LOOK
AT THESE AND -- KEEP IT UP IAN. THAT WAS FAST.
>> THANK YOU. >> I HATE HIM.
>> SO HE'S FAST. BIG DEAL.
>> YOU DON'T GET IT. WHEN YOU CAN RUN LIKE THAT YOU
HAVE GOT IT ALL, MONEY, ALL OF THOSE.
>> WHY DON'T YOU RACE HIM. >> I HAVEN'T RUN FOR YEARS.
>> YOU USED TO RUN AROUND THE OFFICE ALL THE TIME.
♪♪♪ >> YEAH, BUT THEN THIS HAPPENED.
>> YOU MADE A COMPLETE FOOL OUT OF YOURSELF ONCE.
WHO IS TO SAY YOU CAN'T RUN FAST AGAIN.
>> AND RISK GETTING ANOTHER HOLE IN MY PANTS?
I'D RATHER [ BLEEP ] KILL MYSELF.
>> I AM GOING TO NEED SOMEONE TO RUN DOWN THE HALL AND PICK UP
THE SIGNED DOCUMENTS TOMORROW. >> EVAN WILL DO IT.
>> WHAT? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
>> EVANS? HUH.
WELL, I'LL LET YOU GUYS DECIDE. >> WELL, WELL, WELL, WHAT HAVE
YOU GOTTEN YOURSELF INTO, EVAN? >> WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE IT TO
SOMEBODY WHO ISN'T SLOW. >> OKAY, DO YOU WANT TO GET THE
SIGNED DOCUMENTS? WHY DON'T WE RACE FOR IT?
WINNER GETS -- THE SIGNED DOCUMENT.
>> ALL RIGHT EVANS. AFTER HOURS, RECEPTION.
BE THERE. THAT IS IF YOU ARE NOT TOO BUSY
BEING SLOW. ♪♪♪
>> WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO?
>> LISTEN. I'LL TRAIN YOU.
>> WHAT? >> I USED TO RUN FAST, TOO.
WELL, BEFORE THIS HAPPENED. >> OH.
>> I UNDERSTAND IF YOU DON'T WANT MY HELP.
>> WAIT, LINDSEY. OR SHOULD I SAY COACH?
>> FASTER. I THINK MY WORK HERE IS DONE.
>> GOOD LUCK. >> READY?
♪♪♪
♪♪♪ >> SHE WAS A GHOST.
>> ALL RIGHT EVERYBODY, LET'S JUMP RIGHT IN.
AS YOU ALL KNOW, LINDSEY TURNED OUT TO BE A GHOST.
THAT'S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE. >> THERE IS SOMETHING I NEED TO
TELL YOU. EVANS IS GOING TO PICK UP THE
SIGNED DOCUMENTS FROM DOWN THE HALL.
HE'S THE FASTEST MAN FOR THE JOB.
>> OH, NO NEED. I CAME IN A LITTLE EARLY AND I
GOT THEM MYSELF. >> OKAY.
NO PROBLEM. >> I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT WE
DO HERE BUT LET'S GET TO WORK.
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