COMMON.
AT LEAST 16 WOMEN HAVE ACCUSED DONALD TRUMP OF SEXUAL ASSAULT.
AND TODAY THREE OF TRUMP'S ACCUSERS RETOLD THEIR STORIES ON
THE "TODAY SHOW" AFTER BEING ASSURED 30 ROCK HAD BEEN
THOROUGHLY DE-LAUERED.
ONE WOMAN DESCRIBED BEING ASSAULTED BY TRUMP ON AN
AIRPLANE.
THE WOMAN ACTUALLY LEFT HER SIT AND HID IN THE BACK OF THE PLANE
AFTER TRUMP GROPED HER BUT RAN INTO HIM TWO YEARS LATER AT AN
EVENT.
>> HE SAYS I REMEMBER YOU.
YOU WERE THAT-- WOMAN FROM THE AIRPLANE.
HE CALLED ME THE WORST NAME EVER.
>> DOES IT AGAIN WITH A C.
>> YES, YES.
>> DOES IT END WITH T.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: HE CALLED HER A CAT?
(LAUGHTER) THAT, AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I
HOPE HE CALLED HER.
BECAUSE IF HE CALLED HER THE OTHER THING THARK WOULD MAKE OUR
PRESIDENT A HUGE, BEGINS WITH AN A, ENDS WITH A HOLE.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: YOU UNDERSTAND, RIGHT?
GOOD, GOOD.
WE'LL NEVER KNOW.
>> Jon: WE CAN GUESS.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE ANOTHER-- GLIMPSE INI HAD INSIDE
THE WHITE HOUSE.
ON SATURDAY "THE NEW YORK TIMES" GAVE A DETAILED LOOK OF TRUMP'S
DAY TO DAY LIFE THAT PAINTS A PORTRAIT OF AN ANGRY PARANOID
MAN CONSTANTLY UNDER ATTACK.
FOR DONALD TRUMP EVERY DAY IS AN HOUR BY HOUR BATTLE FOR
SELF-PRESERVATION.
TRUMP FEELS UNDER ATTACK BUT TRIES TO STAY POSITIVE ABOUT
MUELLER'S INVESTIGATION INTO HIS CAMPAIGN'S POSSIBLE COLLUSION
WITH RUSSIA TELLING SEVERAL PEOPLE IT'S LIFE.
YES, IT'S LIFE.
BUT YOU COULD PLEAD THAT DOWN TO 30 YEARS IF YOU RAT OUT DON, JR.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) THAT WOULD BE THE THING, THAT
WOULD BE THE THING.
OH MY GOODNESS.
AND IT TURNS OUT THE REPORTING OF THAT DONALD TRUMP IS DROWNING
HIS SOR ROWS IN A DOZEN DIET COKES EACH DAY.
WHICH EXPLAINS DIET COKE'S NEW SLOGAN, DIET COKE, 12 IS TOO
MANY!
I COULD GO FOR ONE RIGHT NOW.
I COULD GO FOR ONE.
TRUMP VIEWS HIS WHOLE PRESIDENCY AS A WAR AGAINST HIS ENEMIES.
BEFORE HE TOOK OFFICE HE TOLD TOP AIDES TO THINK OF EACH
PRESIDENTIAL DAY AS AN EPISODE IN A TELEVISION SHOW IN WHICH
EVAN QUISHES RIVALS.
THOSE TV SHOWS, HOW TO GET AWAY WITH TREASON, FOLLOWED BY GRABS
ANATOMY.
WE ALREADY KNEW, YES, ALL RIGHT CANCELLED.
(APPLAUSE) ALREADY CANCELLED.
WE ALREADY KNEW THAT DONALD TRUMP LOVES HIS TV.
MOSTLY WATCHING FOX NEWS BUT TRUMP SOMETIMES HATE WATCHES CNN
TO GET WORKED UP, ESPECIALLY DON LEMON.
DON LEMON.
WHAT IS IT ABOUT DON LEMON?
IS IT THAT HE'S SO CITRUS-Y?
NATURALLY TRUMP IS FURIOUS ABOUT THE PIECE TWEETING ANOTHER FALSE
STORY.
THIS TIME IN THE FAILING@NEW YORKTIMES THAT I WATCH FOUR TO
EIGHT HOURS OF TELEVISION A DAY.
WRONG.
ALSO I SELDOM IF EVER WATCH CNN OR MSNBC, BOTH OF WHICH I
CONSIDER FAKE NEWS AND NEVER WATCH DON LEMON WHO I ONCE
CALLED THE DUMBEST MAN ON TELEVISION.
BAD REPORTING.
DON LEMON WHO I HAVE NEVER SEEN, IS HORRIBLE.
NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW, WHICH I TOTALLY DO, HASHTAG WHO'S DON
LEMON.
(APPLAUSE) OF COURSE THERE ARE SOME MOMENTS
WHEN THE PRESIDENT ISN'T WATCHING FOX NEWS.
SOMETIMES HE HAS FOX NEWS HOSTS COME TO HIM LIKE FORMER JUDGE
AND WOMAN WHO JUST PURCHASED AN ORPHANAGE AT AUCTION, JEANINE
PIRO.
JUDGE JEANINE RECENTLY MET WITH TRUMP AT THE WHITE HOUSE WHERE
SHE SPENT MORE THAN AN HOUR WHIPPING UP THE PRESIDENT
AGAINST ROBERT MUELLER.
IT'S HIS DREAM COME TRUE, A LIVE PERFORMANCE OF FOX NUSES.
IN THE COMMERCIAL BREAK THEY EVEN SOLD HIM A SELF-LUBRICATING
CATHETER.
BUT-- YOU'RE GOING TO WANT IT, WILL YOU THANK ME.
WILL YOU THANK ME FOR THE LUBRICATION.
BUT JUDGE JEANINE EVIDENTLY OVERSTAYED HER WELCOME BECAUSE
TRUMP EVENTUALLY GOT TIRED OF HER SCREED AND WALKED OUT OF THE
ROOM.
>> THANKS, LOOK, WHAT ROOM IS DON LEMON IS, CUZ WHO IS DON
LEMON, I'VE NEVER HEARD OF HIM.
(APPLAUSE) DON, DON,--
(APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: BUT JUDGE PIRO HAS A NEED, A NEED FOR SCREED.
SO SHE KEPT UP HER ATTACK ON MUELLER AND THE FBI ON WHAT CAN
ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS HER TELEVISION SHOW.
>> THERE IS A CLEANSING NEEDED IN OUR FBI AND DEPARTMENT OF
JUSTICE.
IT NEEDS TO BE CLEANSED OF INDIVIDUALS WHO SHOULD NOT JUST
BE FIRED BUT WHO NEED TO BE TAKEN OUT IN HANDCUFFS.
THE STENCH COMING OUT OF THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT AND THE FBI
IS LIKE THAT OF A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY.
WELL, IT'S TIME TO TAKE THEM OUT.
IN CUFFS.
AND THAT'S MY OPEN, TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK ON MY FACEBOOK PAGE,
TWITTER AND INSTAGRAM HASHTAG JUDGE JEANINE.
>> Stephen: MUELLER AND HIS CORRUPT JUNTA ARE MAGGOTS
GORGING ON THE CORPS OF LADY LIBERTY AND FREEDOM-LOVING
PATRIOTS MUST DRINK THEIR BLOOD FROM THE CHALICE OF JUSTICE.
AND THAT'S MY OPENING, JOIN THE CONVERSATION ON INSTA, WITH
HASHTAG PUSH MUELLER INTO TRAFFIC.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
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