Chucky Lee Byrd

>>> THE FOLLOWING IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT.
♪♪♪ >> WHO CAN FORGET THE 1950'S!
>> SODA SHOPS. HULA-HOOPS.
DRIVE-IN MOVIES. >> JIM CROW.
DRAG RACING. AND OF COURSE, THE BIRTH OF ROCK
AND ROLL MUSIC. RIGHT JOANN?
>> OH, THAT'S RIGHT, GLEN. AND IF YOU'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT
ROCK AND ROLL, YOU GOTTA TALK ABOUT THE INCOMPARABLE
CHUCKY LEE BYRD. >> THAT'S WHY WE ARE PROUD TO
BRING YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME ANYWHERE, THIS FIVE DISC BOX SET
FROM THE POET OF TEEN LOVE HIMSELF, CHUCKY LEE BYRD.
>> NOW YOU CAN RELIVE THAT GLORIOUS TIME IN MUSIC WITH THIS
RARE COMPILATION. >> WE PROMISE YOU CAN'T FIND
THESE GEMS ANYWHERE ELSE. >> HITS LIKE, BEAUTY QUEEN.
♪♪♪ ♪ SHE'S MY LITTLE
BEAUTY QUEEN AND SHE'S ONLY 17
BUT SHE'S MY BEAUTIFUL ♪ ♪ OH, BEAUTIFUL
BEAUTY QUEEN ♪ ♪♪♪
>> AND CANDY BABY.
♪♪♪ ♪ SHE'S MY CANDY BABY
SHE'S MY CANDY BABY AND SHE'S SUGAR
SWEET AND CLEAN ♪ ♪ WHAT SHOULD I GET HER
FOR HER SWEET SIXTEEN ♪ ♪♪♪
>> HUH. >> YOU SAID IT, JOANN.
THIS COLLECTION WILL BRING YOU BACK TO A SIMPLER TIME IN MUSIC.
A TIME OF INNOCENCE. PURITY.
>> RIGHT. TIMELESS CLASSICS, LIKE FARMER
GIRL.
♪♪♪ ♪ SHE GROWS CORN
SHE GROWS BEANS HER DADDY HATES ME
CAUSE SHE'S ONLY FOURTEEN ♪ ♪ 14
14 14
THAT'S HER AGE ♪ ♪ SHE'S 14 ♪
>> AND WHO COULD FORGET ABOUT CHUCKY'S CLASSIC ODE TO MUSCLE
CARS. >> OKAY, CARS.
THANK GOD. >> MY NEW T-BIRD.
♪♪♪ ♪ SHE PURRS SO FINE
SHE'S FRESH OFF THE LINE
I WANNA MAKE HER MINE ♪ ♪ AND THIS SONG'S ABOUT
A GIRL WHO'S 13 13
OKAY, SHE'S 12 ♪ >> OKAY, THAT'S, INSANE.
>> YOU BET IT'S INSANE. NEVER BEFORE HAVE ALL THESE HITS
BEEN COMPILED AND RE-RELEASED ON ONE COLLECTION, UNTIL NOW.
>> NO, NO, GLEN, THE SONGS. THE SONGS ARE INSANE.
THEY'RE ALL ABOUT LOVING TEENAGE GIRLS.
>> WELL, THEY DON'T CALL HIM THE POET OF TEEN LOVE FOR
NOTHING, JOANN. >> OKAY, BUT, DOESN'T HE SEEM
PRETTY OLD? >> HE IS OLD, JOANN.
IT'S VINTAGE FOOTAGE. AND FOLKS, IF YOU CALL RIGHT
NOW, WE WILL GIVE YOU A SPECIAL BONUS DISC WITH SOME OF CHUCKY'S
CLASSIC B-SIDES, LIKE -- CRUISING IN MY WINDOWLESS VAN "
>> GIRL SCOUT COOKIE? >> I LEFT MY HEART ACROSS STATE
LINES. >> SIMPLE GIRL FROM ACROSS THE
STREET? >> OUR LOVE IS A CRIME.
OH, OH, I SEE WHAT YOU WERE TRYNA SAY NOW.
>> SWEET COUSIN BETTY. >> BABY YOU CAN DRIVE MY CAR IF
I'M IN THE PASSENGER SEAT BECAUSE YOU ONLY HAVE A PERMIT "
>> ONE AND ONE EQUALS ELEVEN? JESUS.
ALRIGHT, JUST CUT BACK TO US NOW.
SO OBVIOUSLY, THIS GUY'S A PERVERT.
WE NEED TO STOP THIS COMMERICAL. >> WELL, I CAN'T JUST BAIL ON
HIM, JOANN. HE'S STILL MY GRANDPA.
>> THIS IS YOUR GRANDFATHER? HAVE YOU NOT LISTENED OT THE
SONGS? >> I MEAN, I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS
A DIFFERENT BACK THEN. YOU KNOW, IT WAS THE 80'S.
>> HE MADE THESE SONGS IN THE 1980'S?
WHO MAKES 50'S ROCK AND ROLL IN THE 1980'S?
>> UM, BILLY JOEL? EVER HEARD OF HIM?
>> BUT BILLY JOEL DIDN'T MAKE PEDOPHILE ANTHEMS.
>> HE'S MY GRANDPA, JOANN! >> ORDER CHUCKY LEE BYRD'S POET
OF TEEN LOVE COMPILATION BOX SET, TODAY!
>> CALL NOW! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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