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>>> WHICH BRINGS US TO THE LAST STOP ON OUR TOUR, THE NEXT GENE
LABS INNOVATION HUB. HERE OUR GENETIC ENGINEERS ARE
DEVELOPING CUTTING EDGE TECHNOLOGIES THAT WILL
REVOLUTIONIZE MEDICAL SCIENCE, IF THE DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH
GIVES US APPROVAL TO CONTINUE OUR RESEARCH, THIS COMPANY CAN
SAVE LIVES. [ APPLAUSE ]
WELL I'VE CERTAINLY DONE A LOT OF TALKING.
>> YA THINK? >>UM, SO, NOW I'M HAPPY TO
ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE.
>> YEAH, I HAVE ONE. WHAT IS THAT?
>> YOU KNOW, I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE, BUT I CAN PROMISE YOU THAT
IT IS CUTTING EDGE. >> OKAY.
BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A DOG'S HEAD ON A HUMAN BODY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> WHY DID THEY MAKE THAT?
>> GREAT QUESTION. YOU KNOW WHAT,
LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET SOMEONE OUT TO COME SPEAK WITH US.
>> WHAT? WHAT IS IT?
I'M VERY BUSY. >> DR. GOLDMAN, FOLKS FROM THE
DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH ARE VERY CURIOUS ABOUT YOUR PROJECT.
>> OKAY, MAKE IT QUICK. WE ARE ON THE VERGE OF A MAJOR
BREAKTHROUGH. >> WHAT IS YOUR PROJECT?
>> WELL, WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE? WE MADE A DOG HEAD GUY.
>> OKAY, BUT WHY? >> WHY?
>> WELL, BECAUSE WE COULD. >> AARON.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> WHOA. >> YEAH.
>> WHOA. WE DID IT.
>> JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, HOW MUCH MONEY HAVE
YOU SPENT ON THAT THING? >> SO FAR, $35 MILLION.
>> THAT'S INSANE. >> I KNOW, WE'RE WAY UNDER
BUDGET. DAMN IT.
HELLO? [ BARKING ]
OH, MY GOD. HE'S MAKING PHONE CALLS NOW.
WE ARE DONE HERE. >> I'M SORRY, I FEEL LIKE THIS
HAS TO BE BREAKING SOME SORT OF LAW.
>> OH, NO. NO.
NO. EVERY PROJECT NEEDS TO BE
THOROUGHLY VETTED BY OUR LEGAL COUNSEL.
>> AND WHERE MIGHT WE FIND THIS PERSON?
>> YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM, PAL. THERE IS NO LAW THAT SAYS YOU
CAN'T MAKE A DOG HEAD GUY. I GOOGLED IT.
>> AARON. [ LAUGHTER ]
HEAR ME OUT. [ LAUGHTER ]
I THINK -- [ LAUGHTER ]
I THINK HE'S READY TO START WEARING SHOES.
>> NO. HE'S JUST GOING TO CHEW THEM.
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW? >> BECAUSE I CREATED HIM.
DON'T FORGET, THAT IS MY DOG HEAD ON BY DEAD BROTHER'S BODY.
>> GUYS, HE'S TALKING. >> WHAT?
WHAT DID HE SAY? >> HE SAYS HE WANTS US TO MAKE A
DOG HEAD GIRL. >> WE HAVE GOT WORK TO DO.
>> YES, WE DO. >> SO, YOU ARE GOING TO SHUT US
DOWN, RIGHT? >> OH, MOST DEFINITELY.
>> YEAH. >> YEAH.
[ APPLAUSE ]
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