Is The President A Pornstar-Dating Racist?

( LAUGHTER ) I WONDER IF HE SPEAKS DURING
PORN.
WE NOW KNOW HE MIGHT WATCH IT BECAUSE
ACCORDING TO A JUICY REPORT THIS WEEKEND, DONALD TRUMP PAID A
PORN STAR $130,000 TO STAY SILENT OVER AN ALLEGED AFFAIR.
THAT'S TRULY SHOCKING.
THAT DONALD TRUMP PAID ONE OF HIS CONTRACTORS.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
AND KEEP IN MIND -- I WANT YOU TO KEEP IN MIND, THIS DOESN'T
COME FROM SOME LIBERAL RAG OUT THERE.
IT COMES FROM RUPERT MURDOCH'S "WALL STREET JOURNAL."
WELL, IT IS A BUSINESS STORY.
I GUESS.
THE PORN STAR IN QUESTION IS STORMY DANIELS, WHICH SOUNDS A
LOT LIKE A LOCAL WEATHER GUY.
"STORMY DANIELS, HERE WITH THE FIVE-DAY FORECAST.
MR. PRESIDENT, PACK AN UMBRELLA BECAUSE MONDAY LOOKS LIKE
SHOWERS, THE KIND YOU GOT IN MOSCOW ."
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
NOW, SOME OF YOU MIGHT RECOGNIZE STORMY FROM HER PERFORMANCES IN
SUCH FILMS AS "THE WITCHES OF BREASTWICK" AND "GOOD WILL
HUMPING."
( LAUGHTER ) "GOOD WILL HUMPING"
IT'S THE BEST PORN REMAKE OF A MATT DAMON FEATURE SINCE "WE
HUMPED A ZOO."
( LAUGHTER ) AND DOWNSIZING.
HERE'S WHAT THE JOURNAL'S REPORTING: A MONTH BEFORE THE
2016 ELECTION, DONALD TRUMP'S LAWYER ARRANGED A $130,000
PAYMENT TO STORMY DANIELS, AS PART OF AN AGREEMENT THAT
PRECLUDED HER FROM PUBLICLY DISCUSSING AN ALLEGED SEXUAL
ENCOUNTER WITH MR. TRUMP.
SO 130-K WILL KEEP HER FROM TALKING ABOUT IT.
BUT THERE'S NOT ENOUGH MONEY IN THE WORLD THAT COULD KEEP HER
FROM REMEMBERING IT.
BACK BEFORE SHE TOOK THE HUSH MONEY, MS. DANIELS WAS SPEAKING
TO JOURNALISTS FROM "GOOD MORNING AMERICA" AND SLATE.COM.
SHE WAS GOING TO SPILL THE BEANS.
SHE EVEN FORWARDED ALONG A DRAFT OF THE ORIGINAL AGREEMENT.
IN IT, THE PORN STAR IS REFERRED TO AS PEGGY PETERSON, AND TRUMP
IS REFERRED TO AS DAVID DELUCIA.
DAVID DELUCIA.
NOW WE KNOW THE PRESIDENT'S FIRST PET AND THE NAME OF THE
STREET HE GREW UP ON.
( LAUGHTER ) TYRONE HONEY BEE.
TYRONE HONEY BEE.
>> Jon: OH, WOW.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
AND THERE IS SOME CONFIRMATION BECAUSE AT THE TIME, MS. DANIELS
TOLD A FRIEND, "ALL I'M GOING TO SAY IS I ENDED UP WITH DONALD IN
HIS HOTEL ROOM.
PICTURE HIM CHASING ME AROUND HIS HOTEL ROOM IN HIS
TIGHTY-WHITIES."
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) FIRST OF ALL: I WILL NOT PICTURE
THAT.
( LAUGHTER ) YOU CANNOT MAKE ME.
( LAUGHTER ) SECONDLY, I AM NOW PICTURING IT.
( LAUGHTER ) DAMN IT.
AND THIRDLY, CHASING YOU AROUND IN HIS TIGHTY-WHITIES?
THAT'S TOTALLY UNBELIEVABLE.
TRUMP CAN'T RUN.
( LAUGHTER ) BUT DESPITE HER EARLIER
STATEMENTS, MS. DANIELS NOW SAYS, "MY INVOLVEMENT WITH
DONALD TRUMP WAS LIMITED TO A FEW PUBLIC APPEARANCES AND
NOTHING MORE.
THESE STORIES ARE NOT TRUE," WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD
SAY IF I HAD SEX WITH DONALD TRUMP.
( LAUGHTER ) AND BY THE WAY, I DID NOT.
( LAUGHTER ) THESE STORIES ARE NOT TRUE.
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