Trump Does A 'Jekyll And Hyde' On DACA

BUT TRUMP'S IMMIGRATION TELETHON MAY HAVE BEEN POINTLESS AFTER
ALL BECAUSE LAST NIGHT A FEDERAL JUDGE IN SAN FRANCISCO TEMP
REGARD LEIGH BLOCKED TRUMP'S DECISION TO END THE DACA
PROGRAM.
YEAH, QUITE SURPRISING.
DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.
>> Jon: WOW.
>> Stephen: I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.
TRUMP GOT DACA BLOCKA-ED.
AND HE WAS SHOCKA-ED.
TWEETING IT JUST SOW SHOWS EVERYBODY HOW BROCKEN AND UNFAIR
OUR COURT SYSTEM IS WHEN OPPOSING SIDE IN A CASE-- ALWAYS
RUNS TO THE NINTH CIRCUIT AND ALMOST ALWAYS WINS BEFORE BEING
REVERSED BY HIGHER COURTS.
IS THERE A SINGLE INSTITUTION IN AMERICA DONALD TRUMP HAS FAITH
IN.
COURTS ARE BROKEN.
FBI IS A DISGRACE.
THE WHITE HOUSE IS IN CHAOS, HAVE YOU READ FIRE AND FURY, I'M
TERRIFIED.
NOBODY IS IN CHARGE THERE.
BUT TRUMP HAS NO ONE TO BLAME BUT HIMSELF.
IN THIS DECISION TRUMP ACTUALLY CITED TRUMP'S OWN TWEETS
INCLUDING THIS ONE FROM SEPTEMBER.
DOES ANYBODY REALLY WANT TO THROW OUT GOOD, EDUCATED AND
ACCOMPLISHED YOUNG PEOPLE WHO HAVE JOBS, SOME SERVING IN THE
MILITARY.
OH, I KNOW THAT ONE.
YOU DO.
YEAH.
JUST CHECK ON YOUR HAND.
THE ANSWER IS WRITTEN DOWN.
(APPLAUSE) LOOKING AT TRUMP'S TWEETS THE
JUDGE CONCLUDED WE SEEM TO BE IN THE UNUSUAL POSITION WHERE IN
THE ULTIMATE AUTHORITY OVER THE AGENCY, THE CHIEF EXECUTIVE,
PUBLICLY FAVORS THE VERY PROGRAM THE AGENCY HAS ENDED.
HE'S RIGHT, ON IMMIGRATION TRUMP HAS TWO PERSONALITIES.
HE'S DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HIDE AMIGO, IMMIGRATION IS HERE!
OF COURSE-- GET DOWN.
AND THE WHITE HOUSE IS WORKING OVERTIME TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE
TRUMP IS WORKING ANY TIME.
EVERY DAY HIS STAFF PUTS OUT THE PRESIDENT'S SCHEDULE AND IT IS
PACKED WITH IMPORTANT AND VERY REAL MEETINGS LIKE TODAY'S
DISCUSSION WITH PRIME MINISTER ERNA SOLBERG OF NORMAY.
NOW THAT'S OBVIOUSLY A MISTAKE.
ERNA?
THAT IS NOT A NAME.
IRMA-- ERNIE, SOMETHING LIKE THAT, THIS COULD BE A SIMPLE
TYPO THAT WENT OVERLOOKED BY AN ALARMING NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHICH
FOR THISSED A MRGS IS PERFECTLY NORMAY.
OR THE ANSWER COULD BE THIS, I'M HOPING THIS IS THE CASE, THAT TO
AVOID INTERNATIONAL INCIDENTS HIS STAFF IS NOW MAKING UP FAKE
COUNTRIES FOR THE PRESIDENT TO MEET WITH.
SIR, YOU'RE MEETING WITH THE PRIME MINISTER OF NORMAY
FOLLOWED BY S-WEMEN.
AND DENMORK, REALLY, ALL THE COUNTRIES OF SCANDILABIA.
THEN YOU HAVE A PHONE CALL WITH THE VICE PRESIDENT OF
AFGHAMBLE-BAMBLE.
LUNCH WITH THE 3R50EU78 OF FRANCH, AND WE HAVE TO PREP YOU
FOR YOUR UPCOMING SUMMIT IN THE DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF CONDO.
HE COULD STILL MESS THINGS UP THOUGH.
>> Jon: HE PROBABLY WILL.
>> Stephen: EVEN IF THEY ARE FAKE COUNTRIES WE COULD END UP
BEING BOMBED BY NORTH KORENA.
ALSO TODAY, TODAY?
TODAY DEMOCRATS ON THE SENATE FOREIGN RELATIONS COMMITTEE
ISSUED A REPORT ABOUT RUSSIA'S WORLDWIDE ELECTION MEDDLING, IT
IS AN IN DEPTH FOLLOWUP TO THEIR INITIAL REPORT, YEAH, THEY DID
IT.
AND SHOCKINGLY, SHOCKINGLY-- NO, THANK YOU.
AND SHOCKINGLY THE DEMOCRATS REPORT IS CRITICAL OF DONALD
TRUMP.
THEY SAY WHILE RUSSIA IS ACTIVELY PLANNING TO MEDDLE IN
OUR NEXT ELECTION, NEVER BEFORE HAS A U.S. PRESIDENT SO CLEARLY
IGNORED SUCH A GRAVE AND GROWING THREAT TO U.S. NATIONAL
SECURITY.
THAT IS NOT TRUE.
OBAMA SAW THIS TRUMP GUY COMING AND DID NOTHING.
JUST LET THEM-- (APPLAUSE)
LET THEM.
>> Jon: I DON'T KNOW IF HE DID THAT, I DON'T KNOW.
>> Stephen: OH, WHAT AM I DOING.
CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER BECAUSE TODAY IS JARED KUSHNER'S
BIRTHDAY.
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S ALREADY 14.
(LAUGHTER) I DISPT GET HIM ANYTHING.
WHAT DO YOU GET THE MAN WHO CAN'T DO EVERYTHING?
IT TURNS OUT YOU GET HIM ANOTHER JOB BECAUSE WE JUST LEARNED THAT
IN ADDITION TO ALL THE OTHER WHITE HOUSE DUTIES KUSHNER WANTS
TO OVERHAUL AMERICA'S PRISON SYSTEM.
HMMMM.
I WONDER WHY HE SUDDENLY IS SO INTERESTED IN PRISON CONDITIONS.
(APPLAUSE) GUYS, FROM NOW ON I THINK PRISON
CELLS SHOULD COME WITH A TUNNEL TO THE OUTSIDE FOR SAFETY, IN
CASE OF A FIRE OR SOMETHING.
AND OH ALSO, A BETTER WINE SELECTION.
NOW IF YOU DO GO TO PRISON, JARED, DONE WORRY, QUIRK TIP, ON
YOUR FIRST DAY WALK UP TO THE BIGGEST GUY IN THE YARD AND
MARRY HIS DAUGHTER.
MEANWHILE, EVERYBODY STILL TALKING ABOUT KUSHNER'S
ARCH-ENEMY AND FORMERLY STARVING PROSPECTOR WHOSE PARTNER IS
MISSING, STEVE BANNON.
YESTERDAY WAS REPORTED THAT STEVE BANNON LOST HIS JOB AT
BREITBART, WHICH SHOCKED ME.
YOU CAN LOSE YOUR JOB AT BREITBART?
THEY'RE CASUAL FRIDAY IS A KLAN HOOD.
BUT HE HAD TO GO BECAUSE HIS BILLIONAIRE BACKERS AND THE
TRUMP BASE HAD TURNED ON HIM AND I'M BEING TOLD THAT WE HAVE
OBTAINED FOOTAGE OF THE MOMENT BANNON LEARNED HE WAS FIRED.
>> LET ME EXPLAIN, NO-- NO I DIDN'T -- NO, NO!
>> Stephen: I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT, SARAH
JESSICA PARKER, SJP IS HERE.
WHEN WE RETURN I TALK WHITE HOUSE SECRETS WITH MELANIA
TRUMP.
DON'T GO AWAY.
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Trump Does A 'Jekyll And Hyde' On DACA

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