Let's Get Petty with Donald Trump's Bald Spot

-You know, every day here, we use jokes to try
to bring awareness to the awful state of American politics.
We try to provide depth, insight. and clarity
on complex and important issues.
But then sometimes, something like this happens.
[ Laughter ]
And that means it's time for our new segment, "Let's Get Petty."
[ Cheers and applause ]
Wow, dude.
Well, I guess there's one draft you couldn't dodge.
[ Laughter ]
Hey, Trump, where you going?
Bald? [ Laughter ]
And you thought CNN was giving you bad coverage.
[ Laughter ]
It's like a mullet, except no one showed up
to the party in the back.
[ Laughter ]
This explains why he's so intent
on keeping the coal industry alive.
Look what wind does to him.
[ Laughter ]
I've seen more hair on a sonogram.
[ Laughter ]
You spent so much time lying in bed
that you have no hair on the back of your head.
[ Laughter ]
This is literally what happens to babies.
[ Laughter ]
It's like on "Let's Make a Deal"
when you open door number one and there's nothing there.
[ Laughter ] There's still --
There's was one more thing it's reminding me of.
What is it?
Oh, yeah, that's it. [ Laughter ]
This has been "Let's Get Petty."
[ Cheers and applause ]
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Let's Get Petty with Donald Trump's Bald Spot

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