>> I NEVER LIKED RASHARD
JENNINGS. HE DON'T HAVE GOOD VISION AS A
RUNNING BACK AND HE'S SLOW.
BECAUSE YOU SOUND LIKE A KID,
I'M GOING TO BE POLITE AND
ENCOURAGING.
STAY IN SCHOOL.
>> GERALD McCOY IS LAZY.
YOU SPELL McCOY M-C-O-Y.
BUT I'M THE LAZY ONE.
YOU COULDN'T FINISH SPELLING MY
NAME. >> TRAVIS KELSEY IS SUCH A TOOL.
>> TERRY BRAD.
SHAW LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE WHO IS
GOING TO A HALLOWEEN PARTY AS
TERRY BRADSHAW.
THAT'S A COMPLIMENT, MY FRIEND.
>> HE'S A [ BLEEP ].
HE [ BLEEP ] ME OVER IN FANTASY.
[ BLEEP ] HIM.
YOU KNOW YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO
DRAFT ME, RIGHT?
>> PAYTON MANNING IS THE ONLY
PLAYER WHO LOOKS LIKE THE MASCOT
FOR THE TEAM FOR WHICH HE PLAYS.
>> FLETCHER COX IS A [ BLEEP ].
HE MUST NOT KNOW MY LAST NAME.
>> HE IS SUCH A P-WORD LOOKING
FACE. DUDE LOOKS LIKE HE SHOULD BE
SELLING SHOES.
I PROBABLY SELL A LOT OF SHOES
AT JOURNEYS.
>> HE HAS A 3-INCH PENIS,
CONFIRMED BY MULTIPLE REPORTS.
FALSE. >> EARL THOMAS IS A ONE-LEGGED
[ BLEEP ].
>> MORE LIKE AMAR'E POOPER.
#AM I RIGHT?
YOU'RE WRONG.
>> HE LOOKED LIKE SOMETHING MY
CAT [ BLEEP ] UP.
[ BLEEP ] YOUR CAT.
>> [ BLEEP ] YOU.
CATCH THE BALL WHEN IT'S IN YOU
DAMN HANDS.
FIRST OF ALL, IT DOESN'T EVEN
MAKE SENSE BECAUSE IF IT'S IN MY
HANDS, THAT MEANS I CAUGHT IT.
>> HIS MUSTACHE LOOKS LIKE A
YOUNG BURT REYNOLDS WITH THE
HEIGHT OF SALLY FIELDS.
>> DOES NDAMUKONG SUH EVER GET
TIRED OF BEING A TOTAL
[ BLEEP ]?
NO.
>> LOOKS LIKE HE SHOULD BE PLAYS
BASS IN THE REVOLUTION.
>> WHEN THE HARDEST THING HE'S
EVER DONE IS SHOOT HIMSELF IN
THE LEG.
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