>> COME ON, MIKE. IT'S SAFE IN HERE.
>> BUT ELLE, WHAT IS THIS PLACE? >> THIS IS WHERE MAMA SENT ME.
I SPOKE TO MAMA. AND MAMA SAID THERE WOULD BE
OTHERS HERE LIKE -- ME. THAT'S WHAT MAMA SAID.
>> SO LIKE YOUR MOM? >> NO.
MAMA. >> HEY WHILE WE'RE WAITING, DO
YOU WANT TO DO ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE KISSES?
LIKE FROM SEASON TWO? >> THIS DOESN'T SEEM LIKE THE
TIME, MIKE. >> YEAH, TOTALLY.
I WAS THINKING WE SHOULD WAIT TOO.
I'M NOT LIKE CRAZY HORNY OR ANYTHING.
>> HEY LOOK OUT! >> DON'T MOVE!
>> WHOA. >> SO COOL.
SHOULD WE CELEBRATE WITH A KISS OR SOME OVER THE JEANS STUFF?
>> MIKE, NOT NOW. WHO ARE YOU.
>> I'M SPECIAL. LIKE YOU. >> I'M ELEVEN.
I CAN MOVE OBJECTS WITH MY MIND, BUT IT GIVES ME TINY NOSEBLEEDS.
>> I'M FOURTEEN. I CAN START FIRES WITH MY MIND,
BUT EVERY TIME I DO, I THROW UP A LITTLE IN MY MOUTH.
WATCH. >> MAMA WAS RIGHT.
THERE ARE MORE LIKE ME THAN I THOUGHT.
>> THAT MUST BE SO DISORIENTING. SHOULD WE KISS?
>> THERE ARE A LOT MORE LIKE YOU.
I'M "NINE." I CAN READ PEOPLE'S MINDS, BUT
IF I DO, IT MAKES ME FART. >> OH REALLY?
THEN WHAT AM I THINKING RIGHT NOW?
>> YOU'RE WORRIED THAT I'M GONNA FART.
[ FART ] >> HI, I'M "FIVE."
I CAN RUN REALLY FAST, LIKE THE FLASH.
BUT EVERY TIME I DO, I GET A BONER.
SO I HAVE TO STOP RUNNING, TO HIDE THE BONER.
IT'S NOT A GOOD POWER. I'VE BEEN KICKED OFF THE TRACK
TEAM TWICE. BUT HEY, IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR
FRIEND MIKE HAS THE SAME POWER. >> OH, MIKE.
>> NO, THAT'S A FLASHLIGHT IN CASE WE GET LOST.
>> SOMEONE'S LYING. [ FART ]
>> WHAT SICK TWISTED MADMAN CREATED US?
>> I DON'T KNOW, BUT WHEN WE FIND HIM, HE'S GONNA HAVE TO
DEAL WITH ME. >> WHAT DO YOU DO?
>> I MAKE FANTASTIC CHILI. THE DOWNSIDE IS, MY BRAIN STARTS
BLEEDING. >> OKAY WELL WE DON'T NEED TO
SEE THAT -- >> AHH!
OKAY, CHILI'S READY. ANY TAKERS?
>> I'LL TAKE SOME OF THAT, AMIGO.
>> WAIT WHO ARE YOU? >> ME?
I'M "18." YEAH, I CAN DO A PRETTY GOOD
BORAT IMPRESSION. BUT IF I DO IT, THEN I GO INTO A
COMA FOR TWO DAYS. >> OH, WELL THEN YOU DEFINITELY
DON'T NEED TO DO THE IMPRESSION. >> ARE YOU SURE?
IT'S PRETTY GOOD. >> NOW I KINDA WANT TO SEE IT.
>> OKAY, YOU MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE.
"MY WIFE!" >> THESE PEOPLE MIGHT BE SCARIER
THAN THE SHADOW MONSTER. >> HEY, CAREFUL WHO YOU JUDGE.
[ FART ] >> GET OUT OF OUR HEADS!
>> OH, NO, NO, NO. THAT WAS JUST A REGULAR ONE.
I'M SORRY. I HAVE UNRELATED IBS.
>> AND I'M "50." >> WHAT?
WHAT'S YOUR POWER? >> I'M JUST 50.
I HAVE GOOD CREDIT, I OWN MY OWN CONDO, AND I CAN LEG-PRESS 375.
SO TAKE THAT! AND I'M TAKING THIS CHILI -- OW,
IT'S HOT. >> I WANT ALL OF YOU TO COME
WITH ME. ALONE, YOU'RE FREAKS, BUT
TOGETHER, WE'RE A FAMILY. AND WE CAN DEFEAT THE SHADOW
MONSTER ONCE AND FOR ALL. >> WELL, COUNT ME IN!
I AM "THREE." AND MY POWER IS, I'M GOOD AT
THINKING OF WAYS TO END SKETCHES.
>> WELL, THEN HOW SHOULD THIS ONE END?
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