Welcome to Clusterfest 2018

(candies glisten)
(bell tree tinkles)
(sci-fi computer revs up)
(tape fast-forwards)
(Andy swallows loudly)
(dramatic electronic orchestral music)
- [Digitized Woman's voice] Welcome to cluster fest.
- Here's the pitch: It's you, inside Andy Samberg's stomach.
Want in?
- Where am I?
This is Cluster fest?
- Hi.
- Whoa, look at that (bleep).
- What is this place?
- Cluster fest.
I get it.
- When you show me your toothpaste,
I'll show you my toothpaste.
- Do you wanna float amongst the stars?
- Mmmmmmm.
- Cluster fest is fun for the whole family.
(alien ship fires a laser)
- Robots are taking our jobs.
- [Female Voiceover] Do you experience Action Bronson,
Bert Kreischer, Ali Siddiq, and Doughboys?
If so, ask your doctor is Cluster fest is right for you.
Rare but serious reactions can occur, such as Josh Johnson,
Last Podcast on the Left, anilingus, Michelle Collins,
Sam Jay, asparagus pee, Shane Torres, and Tim Dillon.
Some patients experience low but not insignificant
sexual side-effects.
Cluster fest is habit forming with
guaranteed sexual side effects.
What we're saying is your dick won't work.
Don't be shy, ask your doctor about Cluster fest,
The number one preferred brand of--
(hip hop music)
- Wow, this is so real, like definitely real.
- It's vivid as (bleep).
(hip hop music)
- She ready.
- Bridget, you wearin' a bra?
Nope, don't need one, next question.
- There's nothing I love more than nothing that makes sense.
- You know what I like more than anything?
- Hi, I'm Kyle.
- Sex.
- [Female Voiceover] Step into the worlds
of your favorite comedies.
- [Voiceover] Step right up to the South Park County Fair.
(crowd applauds)
- Alright, check it out.
- What's all the hoo ha?
(television static scratches)
- [Voiceover] The Daily Show presents the Donald J. Trump
Presidential Twitter Library.
Sad, Sad.
- [Woman's Voice] Have a drink in Paddy's Pub.
- You can never leave.
- [Digitized Man's Voice] Ding dong,
Las Culturistas calling.
And we'll see you at Cluster fest.
- [Whispered Voiceover] Push it, push it real good.
- California - San Francisco, what's up?
(trippy EDM music)
(crowd applauds)
- [Digitized Man's Voice] Whoa
- There's no way we're just in that white room, right?
- Not a chance. - Impossible.
- Yo, we are not there, we are here.
- [Man's Voice] And cut.
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