
Sarah: Guys, this looks f*ckin' legit.
Paige: You don't know what the Schweddy Balls is?
I won't fall for your pelvic sorcery.
[laughter] Sarah: You are your greasy child hands have
ruined this book!
Paige: Mrs. Lebbert, I'm very sorry.
Kathy: That is gonna be a running gag, and I'm so excited for it [laughter].
Sarah: Paige, your hair is in my plant. How dare you?
Kathy: Would you like to read your artsy quote from the back of your beautiful, very 90's
edition of this book that you bought today? Paige: Yeah!
[singing] Actual cannibal [Sarah joins in] Shia LaBeouf.
Paige: We just found this at one of the largest new and used book stores, if not the largest,
in the state of Florida...
Sarah: Paige? Paige: What?
Sarah: Did you... stab this with a pencil?
Paige: I did not.
Kathy: Dun dun dun....
Sarah: It's so dramatic.
Paige: That copy - I got...
I borrowed it from my, uh, probably my 4th grade teacher...
No good, dirty, rotten, pig stealing great-great-grandfather.
...And then my little, greasy, fourth grade hands destroyed it.
Sarah: I don't believe you!
Paige: I was forced to keep it, and my mother made me buy Mrs. Lebbert a new copy.
Sarah: Why are we putting a plant in this video?
This video is set in the desert. No!
Paige: Because that would be- Sarah: This story is set in the desert.
Paige: That would be why I told you to get a cactus.
Sarah: I don't have a-- wait.
[chair screeches on floor] Kathy: I'm excited for this continuity error.
Perfect, now we have a cactus.
We have the right plant life for the film- for the video, so we can now, actually do
the video. Paige and Sarah: Yeah.
Kathy: So Stanley Yelnats is walking down the street one day and a pair of sneakers
lands on his head...
Sarah: Time Warp Trio was weird.
Kathy: Anyway, remember that time we're talking about Holes.
Paige and Sarah: Right! [laughter] Paige: So, um, if you've even been on our
channel, we have this video where Sarah puts together a bunch of bloopers, and I told her
that every time I tried to read the first chapter of this book, I did it with, like, an accent
in my head.
And I'm not doing the accent now because she'll die if I do it.
There's, like, pen marks in here.
This is definitely a used copy.
Kathy: Yeah, that's why it was less than $10.
Paige: You cannot mistake Dulé Hill for... for a white man.
Kathy: All right, so we're about three minutes to the end of our filming time, so any final
thoughts on the book?
Paige: We haven't talked enough about it.
Kathy: I mean, we'll never talk enough about it, but Sarah gets real mad when my videos
are long, so... Sarah: On my god, don't say it like that.
[laughter] Paige: [moans] I wanna talk about this book.
[laughter] Kathy: ... put everything back.
Erika: You guys look so cute!
Sarah: Aw, thank you.
Erika: Can I take a picture?
All: Sure!
Kathy: This is what happens when you let creative types live in your house.
Sarah: Yeah, right?
[laughter] Sarah: Pendanski's like "fight, fight, fight,
fight" Paige: Yeah.
Sarah: And I'm like, oh, god, you're the worst. Kathy: Pendanski 's the worst.
Paige: I love my boy, Stanley.
For some reason he likes Stanley, almost, it seems, and I think maybe it's just because
Stanley is an obedient child and listens to him.
Kathy: It could also be that Pendanski's racist.
Sarah: Oh yeah. Certainly. Paige: We do that for a fact!
Sarah: It's a possibility!
Paige: I am shook.
[singing] Diggin' up them holes, dig it Diggin' up them holes, oh!
Sarah: [singing] Dig a tunnel, dig, dig a tunnel...
[singing outro music]
[same outro music]
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