HOW TO USE THE AUTO SHOTTY

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Are you tired of slow, pump action shotguns? Are SMG's just not your taste? Do you want
to be able to demoralize the enemy? Then fear not! The auto shotty is for you!
First let's go over some statistics of the weapon:
The Auto shotty is only available on CT side, since buying it on the terrorist side will
result in an auto kick for griefing The damage on it is a lot at close, and not
so much at far. It's a shotgun, fucking magic!
It's magazine holds 7 whole days of bad updates from valve.
The rate of fire is how fast T's slowly trickle into a site since no one can actually
coordinate to rush at the same time "Alright guys, let's rush B. GO GO GO"
"Wtf why didn't anyone rush?" "Fuck! Okay, let's try this again. Ready...GO!"
"God damnit don't stop in the middle"
"Ah shit, fucking molly" *counter terrorist win*
Now let's go over some background history of the weapon:
The obnoxious automatic shotgun was designed by the biggest virgin ever since h e could
no longer pump his shotguns from the arthritis he got from jerking off too much, so he made
the semi automatic shotgun to fix that problem. It was specifically designed to hold 7 rounds
after many precise calculations to figure out exactly how many shots you need to get
an ace while stopping a B-rush, making it the perfect weapon of choice.
"But why not buy a UMP since it's more consistent and costs less?"
Well you see, that's very easy to answer…. HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS FUCKING THING.
THIS IS JUST..OH MY GOD….look...LOOK AT THAT SHIT IT GIVES $900 FOR EACH KILL. UMP
can't do that shit. This gun is amazing
Why doesn't no one buy this? Oh yeah that's right pistols are broken
as fuck and cost a quarter of the price. Just kidding! It's because there's no
skins for it obviously. Look at this shit, there's only 1 pink skin,
and the rest are blues. That's why no one buys this gun, valve doesn't need to buff
it, just make more skins for it and it will be balanced, since that's all valve does
these days anyways.
Now let's see some super legit ingame-strats according to the almighty csgo wiki:
"Although the XM1014 has a high rate of fire, it is unwise to engage multiple enemies
on your own, especially if they are fanned out."
Just fucking rush B every round "Always reload after the fight because this
weapon can empty its magazine in seconds. You may need more than one round to kill an
enemy target, especially in Global Offensive" Have you played this game
Alright, now let's see some global elite gameplay
of the weapon:
So, that's all there is to using the Auto shotty. Tune in next time as I show you how
to use Silver Zapper, and remember: I make other videos besides gun parodies, you should
watch those tooooooo….
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HOW TO USE THE AUTO SHOTTY

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