
We feel bad about something every day.
Like, sometimes, I cheat on my husband in my sleep.
-You had that dream again, didn't you?
-♪ All right ♪
♪ Let me introduce...me ♪
-Every morning is totally nuts around here.
-Mama's getting off to work.
Fancy career lady abandoning her kids.
-I am so sorry we can't afford a stranger to take care of you.
I never know what I'll feel bad about,
but I know it's always just around the corner.
Oh, God, are we wearing the same jean jacket?
♪♪
-Ah! -Ah!
I'm sorry!
I-I-I thought you were your mother.
-What?!
-You remind me of her sometimes, just in how you look and sound
and act and the way you carry your weight.
-And there it is.
♪♪
So, I just need you guys to be really honest with me, okay?
Just tell me the truth.
I'm still doable, right?
-Wha..uh...
-I'm a yes.
-We'd all do you.
-Interesting! Okay! Please continue.
-It's like pizza.
Even if it's not the greatest pizza,
some pizza's better than no pizza.
-It's more like older sofa pizza that has three kids at home.
-Is it just me, or does pizza sound really good right now?
♪♪
-My friends and I are gonna do dance.
-I don't like dancing these days -- all that gyrating.
-Okay!
Let's go before this creeps into your long-term memory -- go!
You are telling Lily that she cannot be on the dance team.
-It was pretty antifeminist
to refuse the lady the dignity of her choice to dance.
-Norman, I usually love discussing the finer points
of feminism with you,
but you're, uh, stepping on a giant boob.
♪♪
Oh, my God! Is he motorboating her?!
No!
When did kids dancing become all
"Oh, here, here are my legs, wide open"?!
-Ugh!
-My shoe bounced right off his six-pack.
God, he's strong.
-♪ You like it when I oh-oh-oh ♪
-I don't look like my mom yet.
♪♪
-All right, baby, we got to go.
-This is the worst day of my life.
-What's wrong with you men?
-♪ Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ Oh-oh ♪
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