Sarah Palin Advice

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>>> HELLO, IT'S ME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> IT'S ME, THE GHOST OF SARAH PALIN.
OH, I'M JUST KIDDING. I'M STILL ALIVE, BUT YOU HAD TO
THINK ABOUT IT, DIDN'T YOU? HERE'S A REFRESHER.
I WAS THE FIRST FEMALE TO BE ON THE REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL
TICKET AND NOW I GET PAID TO TWEET FOR BASS PRO SHOPS.
TAKE IT FROM ME, POLITICS IS A WILD RIDE.
ONE MINUTE YOU'RE ON TOP AND THEN YOU'RE GONE IN THE BLINK OF
A SCARAMUCCI. I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR PEOPLE IN
THE TRUMP WHITE HOUSE. ENJOY YOUR MOMENT.
WHO KNOWS HOW LONG IT WILL LAST. ♪ KISS TODAY GOOD-BYE ♪
♪ THE SWEETNESS AND THE SORROW ♪ ♪ WISH ME LUCK THE SAME TO YOU ♪
>> OH, HI, SARAH. >> HEY, SARAH.
>> ISN'T IT FUNNY OUR NAMES ARE BOTH SARAH WHEN WE ARE BOTH
CLASSIC BECKYS? >> YOU'VE LASTED LONGER IN THE
WHITE HOUSE THAN MOST. >> ALL MY FRIENDS ARE GONE.
IT'S LIKE "SAVED BY THE BELL, THE NEW CLASS" AND I'M SCREECH
AND I'M STILL THERE FOR SOME REASON.
>> SARAH, WHAT IF TODAY WAS THE LAST DAY YOU WERE WORKING FOR
TRUMP. ♪ KISS WHITE HOUSE GOOD-BYE ♪
♪ AND POINT ME TO FOX NEWS ♪ ♪ I DID WHAT HE SAID TO DO ♪
♪ AND I MIGHT REGRET WHAT I DID FOR TRUMP ♪
♪ WHAT I FIBBED FOR TRUMP ♪ ♪ BUT I AM NEVER GONE ♪
♪ YES, AND AS WE TRAVEL ON ♪ ♪ OKAY ♪
♪ WE ALWAYS REMEMBER ♪ ♪ OKAY ♪
>> YES, SARAH, HOW ARE YOU? >> OH, MICHAEL WOLF.
YOU WERE EVERYWHERE AFTER YOU WROTE THAT BOOK "FIRE AND FURY."
WHEN YOU DISAPPEARED. >> I'LL BE BACK.
I'M WRITING A BOOK ABOUT JARED AND IVANKA.
DID YOU KNOW THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON?
THAT'S WHY YOU NEVER SEE THEM TOGETHER.
>> IS THAT TRUE? >> YEAH, SURE, WHATEVER.
♪ I WON'T SAY I LIED P.M. THE TRUTH WAS MINE TO BORROW ♪
♪ I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO ♪ ♪ WON'T REGRET ♪
♪ YOU'LL FORGET ♪ ♪ WHAT I DID FOR TRUMP ♪
>> MS. STORMY DANIELS, EVERYBODY.
♪ GONE ♪ ♪ THEY WISH I WERE GONE ♪
♪ AS TIME TRAVELS ON ♪ ♪ I WILL BE REMEMBERED ♪
>> CHECK OUT MY TED TALK ON THE SEXUALITY OF POLITICS OR ON MY
STAR SPANGLED BONER TOUR. >> HOWDY, Y'ALL.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> OH, REX TILLERSON.
YOU WERE FIRED MONTHS AGO. YOU LOOK GREAT.
>> OH, YEAH. BEING FIRED BY TRUMP WAS THE
BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
I'M THE ONLY MAN TO EVER GO INTO A SITUATION SCATHED AND COME OUT
UN-SCATHED. TRUMP WAS THE BIGGEST MESS I
HAVE EVER WORKED WITH AND I WORKED FOR EXXON MOBIL.
♪ KISS THE DAY GOOD-BYE ♪ ♪ AND POINT ME TOWARD TOMORROW ♪
♪ POINT HIM TOWARD TOMORROW ♪ ♪ YOU DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO ♪
♪ DON'T FORGET ♪ ♪ I REGRET WHAT I DID FOR TRUMP
♪ ♪ WHAT I DID WITH TRUMP ♪
♪ I WOULD WORK FOR TRUMP ♪ >> OH, HI, OMAROSA.
>> LOOK, TRUMP THINKS HE FIRED ME, BUT I FIRED MYSELF.
♪ KISS MY ASS GOOD-BYE ♪ ♪ AND POINT IT TOWARDS A BOOK
DEAL ♪ ♪ WE DID WHAT WE HAD TO DO ♪
♪ WON'T FORGET ♪ ♪ CAN'T REGRET ♪
♪ WHAT I DID FOR TRUMP ♪ ♪ WHAT I DID FOR TRUMP ♪
>> NOTHING WRONG WITH DOING "DANCING WITH THE STARS."
JUST DON'T DO A QUICKSTEP ON THE FIRST WEEK.
IT'S TOO DARN HARD! ♪ WHAT I DID FOR TRUMP ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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