The Anti-Circumcision Movement in Israel

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WELCOME BACK. DICKS!
EVERYONE THINKS THEY'RE A EXPERT
HOW OTHER PEOPLE SHOULD BE
RAISING THEIR KIDS.
SLEEPING PATTERNS, EDUCATION,
SOCIALIZATION, THEY'VE GOT AN
OPINION ON EVERYTHING.
BUT LATELY AN EVEN MORE EXTREME
MOVEMENT IS GAINING GROUND.
PEOPLE JUDGING YOUR KID'S DICK.
>> STOP BABY TORE TURETORTURE!
>> SOME PEOPLE SAY IF YOU'VE HAD
YOUR SON SIR SUM SIZED YOU'RE
GUILTY OF CHILD ABUSE.
THEY CALL THEMSELVES
INTACTIVENESS.
>> IT'S CARRIED MANKIND WHERE
THEY ARE TODAY.
>> IT FEELS LIKE THE TIP OF THE
STORY.
TO LEARN MORE I'M HEAD TOGETHER
CIRCUMCISION CAPITAL OF THE
WORLD.
THE JEWS LOVE CUTT ITING DICK S
MUCH, THEY PUT IT IN A HANDBOOK.
IT'S THE WORD OF GOD.
I SAT DOWN WITH AN EXPERT.
WHO IS THE FIRST JEW TO GO, WE
SHOULD CUT THE END OF DICKS OFF?
>> FIRST ONE PERFORMED
CIRCUMCISION WHEN HE WAS 99
YEARS OLD.
>> CUT THE DICK OFF AT 99?
OLD CRAFTSMANSHIP, DO IT LIKE
THEY DID IN THE OLD DAYS?
WHAT ARE THE BENEFITS OF
CIRCUMCISION?
>> WE DO IT ONLY BECAUSE GOD
ASKED US, NOT BECAUSE ANY
REASONS WHY.
GOD ASKS US, WE DO SO.
>> THE ANSWER IS IT SMELLS LESS?
NOT TO MENTION YOU LOWER THE
RISK OF INFECTIONS, LESS RISK OF
STDs, LOWER CANCER RISKS.
BUT THINGS HERE IN ISRAEL AREN'T
AS CLEAN CUT AS THEY SEEM.
ONE MAN IS TAKING ON THOUSANDS
OF YEARS OF TRADITION.
HE'S ISRAEL'S MAIN
INTACTIVENESS.
WHAT STARTED YOU INTO
UNCIRCUMCISED PENISES?
>> IT'S WRONG TO TAKE A SHARP
BLADE AND DOES, DISMEMBER.
>> THIS ISN'T RIGHT?
>> IT'S THE GREATEST VIOLATION
OF HUMAN RIGHTS.
>> WE'VE HAD SLAVERY.
JUST SO WE PUT IT OUT THERE.
WE'VE HAD THE HOLOCAUST.
WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST?
>> IT'S A LIFE SENTENCE IN A
CRIPPLED BODY.
FOR LIFE.
WHAT CAN BE WORSE?
>> DID YOU OWN THOSE PANTS
BEFORE OR AFTER YOU HAD THIS
CAUSE?
OR WAS THAT JUST A LUCKY
COINCIDENCE?
>> THEY'RE MADE IN AMERICA,
WORKING VERY HARD --
>> OH, OKAY.
SO THIS IS FROM AMERICA.
THAT'S RIGHT.
ALONG WITH HIS PANTS AND HIS
STRATEGY, FROM ACTIVIST
HEADQUARTERS IN SAN FRANCISCO
RIGHT HERE IN THE USA.
WHO SAYS AMERICA DOESN'T MAKE
THINGS ANYMORE?
FOR SOME REASON THESE GUYS SEEM
CONVINCED THAT CALLING PEOPLE
BABY MUTILATORS IS THE BEST WAY
TO WIN THEM OVER.
AND HE'S GOTTEN MIXED RESULTS.
>> GET THE [ BLEEP ] OUT OF THIS
COUNTRY!
>> A COVENANT WITH GOD --
>> YOU'RE LUCKY WE'RE NICE
PEOPLE AND WE DON'T KILL YOU!
>> THE REACTION OF CIRCUMCISED
MEN IS TO DEFEND IT BECAUSE HE'S
MACHO.
>> WELL, IT'S NOT MACHO.
IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE SAYING
PEOPLE ARE MUTILATED AND THEIR
PENISES DON'T WORK AS GOOD.
I'VE BEEN PERFECTLY HAPPY WITH
MY PENIS MY WHOLE LIFE.
>> IT IS BROKEN.
>> THE GAYS LOVE THE INSUM
CUSTOMER SIZED.
I ASKED GAY FRIENDS.
CORRECT?
NO, THERE'S A DIFFERENCE IN THE
COMMUNITY?
ALL RIGHT.
I'M WRONG.
I'M JUST BEING TOLD.
THE HETEROSEXUAL WOMEN, THOUGH.
THEY LOVE -- THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE
DONE, YOU'VE RUINED MY DICK FOR
YOU.
>> YOU HAVE PENIS ALL YOUR LIFE
AND YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT.
>> IT DOES NOT AFFECT -- I'M NOT
HEARING THAT ONE.
>> COULD BE BETTER.
COULD BE BIGGER.
>> IT DOES NOT MAKE THE PENIS
BIGGER, YOU'RE WRONG.
>> CIRCUMCISED MEN -- THE SKIN
IS ELASTIC --
>> THE SKIN WILL STRETCH AND
MOVE, YOU CAN GET THE SKIN TO
EXPAND --
>> YOU SHOULD LEARN ANATOMY
BEFORE YOU'RE TALKING TO ME.
>> IF I SPEAK SHIT, MY ASSHOLE
GETS WIDER.
IT DOESN'T MAKE THE DICK
SHORTER.
>> NOW I'M DEPRESSED ABOUT MY
DONG.
I NEEDED TO HEAR SOME FRESH
OPINIONS.
WHY DON'T I HIT THE STREETS?
WE'RE ON THE STREETS IN TEL
AVIV, TALKING ABOUT
CIRCUMCISION.
WHAT DO YOU PREFER?
>> AESTHETICALLY AND
HEALTH-WISE, CIRCUMCISED.
>> YOU COULDN'T GET USED TO IT
UNCIRCUMCISED?
>> YOU CAN GET USED TO EATING
SHIT IF YOU LIKE.
>> YOU GOT TO STOP WITH THE HALF
THING.
IT'S NOT HALF.
YOU LIKE THEM CIRCUMCISED?
>> EVERY GIRL PREFERS
CIRCUMCISED.
>> I'M NOT CUTTING MY DICK.
>> YOU'RE NOT GETTING ALONG WITH
EVERYONE.
YOU'RE GOING TO GET MORE FLIES
WITH HONEY THAN WITH VINEGAR, I
DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THE
SAYING.
CIRCUMCISION LOWERS THE RATE OF
CONTRACTING HIV.
MOST PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT'S AN
ACTUAL THING?
>> YES.
>> YOU PREFER THE LOOK?
>> I PREFER THE LOOK AND THE
FEEL.
>> THE LOOK AND THE FEEL?
>> YEAH.
>> IT'S NOT SO MUCH I'M AGAINST
CUTTING THE FORESKIN OFF.
BUT I'M NOT FOR PARENTS MAKING
THAT CHOICE FOR THEIR CHILD.
>> HE AGREES WITH YOU.
>> YEAH.
HE'S NOT FULLY AWAKENED TO THE
DAMAGE OF CIRCUMCISION.
>> HE AGREES WITH YOU.
HE'S JUST SAYING, NOT ENOUGH --
>> CAN'T PLEASE EVERYBODY.
>> CAN'T PLEASE EVERYONE.
>> NO.
>> WHICH ONE DO YOU LIKE MORE?
THIS ONE?
ONE CIRCUMCISED DICK.
WHICH DO YOU LIKE MORE?
>> SECOND.
>> SECOND.
>> ISRAEL HAS SPOKEN.
CIRCUMCISED DICK.
ALL RIGHT.
MY DICK AND I ARE FEELING GOOD
AGAIN.
BUT LOOK, EVEN IF YOU HAVE ONE
OF THOSE DISGUSTING, UNCUT
THINGS, LIKE PEAS IN A BLANKET,
SHOULDN'T WE ALL BE HAPPY WITH
WHATEVER WE'VE GOT?
NAH.
I'M JUST KIDDING.
THOSE BRINKLEY ANTEATERS ARE A
[ BLEEP ] DISGRACE.
I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL PENIS.
>> THANK GOD.
>> THANK GOD.
>> I -- YEAH.
COULD BE BIGGER.

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