
Does it say what I think it says right now?
Why would you put that on me?
- [Narrator] How Far is Tattoo Far
is the show that puts relationships
to the ultimate test in a very permanent way
with blind tattoos.
- I feel like I'm about to pass out.
- [Narrator] On this episode, Angelina from Jersey Shore
- You think I'm a dirty little hamster?
- [Narrator] And her fiance, Chris.
See how deep their love really runs.
- We've known each other
just like from Staten Island
and like we were always in relationships.
I was engaged twice.
- I thought it was three times.
- I'm the third.
- Before him I mean
- [Narrator] Despite her past,
Chris trusts Angelina is the one
and they trust each other enough to get a tattoo
secretly designed by the other one.
- Let's talk about these tattoos for a second.
- Yeah what are you guys doing to each other?
- I want to (beep) with you.
- So what's your intention with her tattoo?
- Just to (bleep) with her a little bit too.
- [Narrator] Oh right.
They also love to (bleep) with each other.
- If you put a bag of dicks on me,
you'll be sleeping outside in the doghouse tonight.
(tattoo needle)
- Holy (beep) you are going to (beep) hate this.
- I'm going to (beep) murder him.
Are you kidding me?
- [Narrator] After three hours under the needle,
it's time for the big reveal.
- I'm really glad you guys came.
- Thank you.
- Super excited and you're both going to hate your tattoos.
- What do you mean?
If you did something really (beep) up to me
like I'm not (beep) cooking for you.
- Oh please.
- And I'm legitimately like I'm not giving you sex.
- You're going first.
- I'm going first?
- Let's go.
- Do not take the shades off until we tell you, okay?
- I just want you to know, after all this,
I hope we still get married.
- Courtney's going to remove the bandage now.
- Oh God.
(suspenseful music)
- Ready? 1, 2, 3
(grunt)
- Alright, good luck.
- Yeah, I'm gonna need it.
- [Snookie] Oh my God.
- (beep)
- [Snookie] This is seriously (beep) up.
You just need to chop your leg off.
- What the (beep) is this thing?
Is that a hamster?
- You have me on you forever.
- That's blood?
- Period (beep)
- This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life.
You couldn't do anything better than this?
- Can't you just take it as like a compliment
that I wanted to put me on you?
- Compliment?
- It's cute. It has eye lashes like me.
You love my eyelashes.
- I'm not worried about the eyelashes
I'm worried about the (beep) everywhere.
- Period (beep) Get that straight.
- Angelina, can you explain to Chris
the meaning of this tattoo?
- It's me,
on you,
my fiance.
You should be happy that I put that on you.
- Happiest day of my life.
- You were laughing when I period (beep).
- Yeah when you did it
not when you (beep) tattooed it on me.
I don't even want to think about it.
I just want to wake up from this dream
and be like I just had the craziest dream right now
that you tattooed a (beep) hamster with (shit) on it.
- Period (beep)
- Period (beep)
- Period (beep) Get that straight.
- Alright, swap.
- Angelina, it's your time.
C'mon girl.
- Do not take these shades off until we tell you.
- I'm telling you right now
if you put a bag of dicks on me
tonight you are getting a bag of dicks on your (beep) head
while you're sleeping.
- Jordan
- Oh my God.
- Alright, Alright. What's going on?
- Oh God.
Where are you going?
- I gotta go.
- Why is he leaving? Why ...
- You're a (beep) nasty (beep)
- What?
- It looks so bad.
- Chris, what the (beep) did you do?
- Are you kidding me? What the (beep)
Does it say what I think it says right now?
Why would you put that on me?
- Third times a charm.
I'm the charm.
- I know, but what about your mom?
I never told her I was engaged before you.
And your whole family.
That's my business.
I don't want to walk around like, the beach,
and be like, oh walking on the beach with my fiance
Third times a charm.
- I got (beep) period blood all over me
and you're (beep) pissed.
- I'm happy I put that on you now.
What happened to the bag of dicks?
I thought you put a bag of dicks on me.
- Oh you'd rather a bag of dicks, get it back here,
we will get her some dicks.
- Thank God you lied.
- Are you guys still getting married?
- Yes.
Yeah I'm going to taunt her for the rest of her life.
- Well now you're branded on me so I can't leave.
- You've been engaged twice, so what?
- I feel like people looked down, they frown upon
being engaged multiple times.
But I should really be happy that I've actually
gotten three rings and three different guys
to propose to me.
I do think it's beautiful, but I'm still a little mad.
- Look at it
put fourth times a charm after what you put on me.
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