Louise's Birthday

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>> OKAY, EVERYBODY, THANKS FOR JOINING OUR OFFICE COFFEE BREAK.
IT SHOULD BE A QUICK MEETING. I JUST HAVE A FEW ITEMS ON THE
AGENDA. >> ACTUALLY, BEFORE WE JUMP IN,
I NOTICED ON THE CALENDAR I THINK WE'VE GOT A BIRTHDAY IN
THE HOUSE. LOUISE FROM PAYROLL.
LET'S GIVE HER A HAND. >> 85.
>> OH, THAT'S A BIG ONE! ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING FUN TO
CELEBRATE? >> YES.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING, LOUISE? >> I'M GOING TO GET TOGETHER
WITH SOME OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE AND SIT AROUND AT A BIG TABLE IN
A KITCHEN AND TALK ABOUT A LIST OF ITEMS CALLED AN AGENDA.
>> OH, MY GOD, IS THAT THIS? >> UH-HUH.
>> OH, LOUISE, NO, LET'S CELEBRATE.
ABSOLUTELY, RIGHT, GUYS? >> YEAH!
>> OKAY, LOUISE, I KNOW YOU LIKE YOGURT.
SO I GOT YOU MY YOGURT! >> OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> ALL RIGHT, LOUISE, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT. SO WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?
>> KISS. >> WHAT?
>> KISS. >> IS SHE SAYING, "KISS?"
>> LOUISE, ARE YOU SAYING, "KISS?"
"KISS?"
>> KISS. >> YOU WANT US TO KISS YOU?
>> NO. >> YOU WANT ME TO KISS MARK?
>> UH-HUH. >> OKAY.
OKAY, MARK AND I ARE BOTH MARRIED TO OTHER PEOPLE.
>> OH, YEAH? KISS.
>> LOUISE, WE'RE NOT GOING TO KISS.
>> MAYBE SOMETHING DIFFERENT. >> OH, OKAY.
YOU AND YOU KISS. >> YOU OPINION -- AND YOU KISS.
>> WE'RE ALSO NOT GOING TO KISS. >> OKAY, BUT MAYBE YOU KISS?
>> NO, LOUISE, I'M SORRY, BUT THIS IS INAPPROPRIATE.
OKAY, WE NEED TO STOP. >> OKAY.
>> GOD, SHE LOOKS SO SAD. >> YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE SHOULD PROBABLY KISS. >> NO, I'M NOT CHEATING ON MY
HUSBAND FOR HER BIRTHDAY. >> ARE YOU SURE?
EVERYONE I EVER KNEW WAS DEAD SO MAYBE KISS.
>> THAT MUST BE HARD, LOUISE. >> DOCTOR SAYS I'M DYEING
TOMORROW, SO PROBABLY OUGHT TO MAYBE KISS.
>> YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY KNOW THAT.
>> I DON'T KNOW. IT COULD BE KIND OF COOL IF WE
KISSED. >> COOL HOW?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, IF IT WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY, LOUISE.
BRIAN -- >> YEAH, SURE.
>> NOT HOT. MAKE IT FRENCH, TONGUE.
A WET KISS. >> NOT HOT, LOUISE?
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO HAPPEN HERE?
>> OKAY. TAKE NOTES, PLEASE.
HIM AND HER, HIM AND HIM. THAT GIRL, THAT GIRL, CUP AND
KISS. YEAH, THREE-WAY, I'M UNDERNEATH
LOOKING UP. CHEVY CHEST AND PILLOW MOUSE AND
THEN A SIX-WAY SPIDER-MAN.
CHAPPIE CHAPS BUT WHAT'S UP WITH THE KISSING?
>> COME HERE, ANGELA, DON'T BE AN ASS.
ANGIE, TO WATCH A KISS, ONE KNOWS THERE'S STILL HOPE IN THIS
WORLD. YOU'RE A PRETTY GIRL WITH A
DYNAMITE MOUTH, I WANT YOU TO LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE, KISS!
>> OH, MY GOD, SHE'S GONE. >> LOUISE!
>> OH, THIS POOR WOMAN, SHE'S NOT EVEN GOING TO GET A FUNERAL.
>> THEY'RE GOING TO STRIP HER FOR PARTS.
>> HER LICENSE SAYS ORGAN DONOR BUT IT'S JUST HER LIPS.
>> WAIT, IT ALSO SAYS HER IT'S NOT HER BIRTHDAY.
>> WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL KISS TO HONOR HER?
>> WHAT DO WE SAY? FOR LOUISE?
>> KISS! >> KISS!

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