Donald Trump's Random Lie About His Father

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HOUSE DEMOCRATS ARE GOING TO VOTE TOMORROW ON ISSUING
SUBPOENAS TO FORCE ATTORNEY GENERAL WILLIAM BARR TO GIVE
THEM AN UNREDACTED COPY OF THE MUELLER REPORT.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YOU'RE OKAY WITH THAT.
YOU'RE OKAY WITH THAT.
THAT SOUNDS LUKE A GOOD IDEA.
SOUND GOOD TO ME.
AND THAT SHOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM FOR TRUMP BECAUSE HE SAID THIS
JUST LAST WEEK: >> Reporter: DO YOU WANT THE
REPORT TO BE COMPLETELY RELEASED?
>> UP TO THE ATTORNEY GENERAL.
BUT IT WOULDN'T BOTHER ME AT ALL.
>> Stephen: BUT HERE HE IS TODAY SAYING THE WHITE HOUSE WILL
FIGHT THE RELEASE.
>> I THINK IT'S RIDICULOUS.
WE WENT THROUGH TWO YEARS OF THE MUELLER INVESTIGATION.
WE HAVE-- I MEAN, NOT ONLY THAT, YOU READ THE WORDING.
IT WAS PROVEN.
WHO COULD GO THROUGH THAT AND GET WORDING WHERE IT WAS NO
COLLUSION, NO NOTHING.
SO THERE'S NO COLLUSION.
THE ATTORNEY GENERAL NOW AND THE DEPUTY ATTORNEY GENERAL, RULED
NO OBSTRUCTION.
THEY SAID NO OBSTRUCTION, SO THERE'S NO COLLUSION, NO
OBSTRUCTION, AND NOW WE'RE GOING TO START THIS PROCESS ALL OVER
AGAIN?
I THINK IT'S ADISGRACE.
>> Stephen: (AS TRUMP): "NO OBSTRUCTION.
IT SAYS SO RIGHT IN THE DOCUMENT.
AND IF YOU TRY TO SEE THE DOCUMENT, I'M GOING TO OBSTRUCT
YOU."
( LAUGHTER ) THEN HE SAID--
( APPLAUSE ) "THERE'S A COMMA-- THERE'S A
COMMA BETWEEN NO AND OBSTUKS.
IT'S NO!
OBSTRUCTION."
THEN HE SAID IT WAS TIME TO INVESTIGATE THE
INVESTIGATORS.
SEE IF YOU CAN NOTICE HIS SMALL SLIP OF THE BRAIN.
>> I HOPE THEY NOW GO AND TAKE A LOOK AT THE ORANGES-- THE
ORANGES OF THE, UH, INVESTIGATION-- THE BEGINNINGS
OF THAT INVESTIGATION.
THE MUELLER REPORT I WISH COVERED THE ORANGES.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
s.
>> Stephen: YES!
YES, SIR!
WE MUST TAKE A LOOK AT THE ORANGES OF THE INVESTIGATION!
I SAY IT IS HIGH CLEMEN-TIME WE DO SO!
THE AMERICAN PEOPLE-- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WILL NOT STAND-GERINE FOR IT ANY LONGER!
WE CAN VITAMIN C RIGHT THROUGH THE LIES!
WE TROPI-CAN HANDLE THE JUICE!
( LAUGHTER ) THIS REMINDS ME-- THANK YOU VERY
MUCH.
THANK YOU.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THIS REMINDS ME OF THE CLASSIC
JOKE: KNOCK, KNOCK!
>> Audience: WHO'S THERE?
>> Stephen: ORANGE!
>> Audience: ORANGE WHO?
>> Stephen: ORANGE YOU ASHAMED WE HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO CAN'T
PRONOUNCE "ORIGINS"?
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
AND-- AND SINCE HE WAS TALKING, TRUMP
JUST TACKED ON A RANDOM LIE WHEN BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, WHY NOT?
WHEN HE WAS TALKING ABOUT GERMAN CHANCELLOR ANGELA MERKEL.
>> I HAVE GREAT RESPECT FOR ANGELA, AND I HAVE GREAT RESPECT
FOR THE COUNTRY.
MY FATHER IS GERMAN, RIGHT, WAS GERMAN, AND BORN IN A--A VERY
WONDERFUL PLACE IN GERMANY.
YES, IT'S TRUE.
FREDERICK TRUMP WAS BORN IN A VERY WONDERFUL PLACE IN GERMANY:
NEW YORK CITY IN 1905.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
(AS TRUMP): "MY FATHER WAS BORN IN A
WONDERFUL PART OF GERMANY-- VERY, VERY WEST GERMANY.
( LAUGHTER ) AND I'LL NEVER FORGET HIS
FAVORITE GERMAN SAYING, 'ICH BIN EIN FUHGEDABOUTIT.'"

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Donald Trump's Random Lie About His Father

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